Tilting at Windmills

...Take the Chicago Tribune story by Roger Simon that had the quote from Mike McCurry: “Maybe there’ll be a simple, innocent explanation...

...SPEAKING OF DISPROPORTION, HOW about the Maryland judge who sentenced Alan Lee Hill to eight years in prison for allowing his girlfriend to tie up and torture his young son...

...ONF RIDAYF, EB.2 7, PRESIDENT Clinton released letters he had written to the Federal Election Commission urging it to prohibit soft money, and to the Federal Communications Commission asking it to require free or reduced cost air time for candidates...

...During the war Mrs...

...It enjoyed enough success in reducing the automatic hostility between union and company to be widely imitated...

...According to another story, this one in The New York Times, the risk of catastrophe during a shuttle flight is now 1 in 145...

...Which makes me curious about how much money could be saved by leasing or selling the office space that is no longer needed...

...And FDR’s daughter Anna acted as an arranger of his reunions with his old girlfriend, Lucy Mercer Rutherford, when Mrs...

...Big shots are not happy when things go wrong and you are almost certain to bear the brunt of their anger...

...This is better than the 1 in SO it used to be...

...Since then I have heard this explanation offered many times, most recently in Brendan Boyd’s “Investor’s Notebook” column, which adds, “leveraged buyouts and mergers have further reduced supply...

...Washington Post found the letters worthy of eight paragraphs on page A14...

...To PUT BILL CLINTON’SSI NS IN perspective, it helps me to think of the leader I most admire...

...Donald Henderson, a black man, stole the box...

...And disaster can be cruelly unexpected...

...During the night, the figure became 9,601...

...She didn’t have it...

...The New York Times gave the story even less attention, five paragraphs on the bottom of page A7 This was the week the McCain-Feingold campaign reform bill was killed in the Senate by Trent Lott (R-Miss...

...INEPTITUDINE T HE DISTRICoTf Columbia government is not just a problem at the managerial level...

...Now comes the most telling part of the story...

...The couple’s lawyer correctly divined that there were other guilty parties and sued both the state police and the television show, which is now owned by Rupert Murdoch‘s Fox News...

...Arrayed before us was a great mob - cheering, waving Kennedy placards, reaching out to touch Kennedy...

...Sexy and oh-so-high heels...

...Where else are you going to find a magazine with such a fetish about your feet...

...But there have been a few times when I was really sick and the prospect of getting myself to the doctor’s office was frightening...

...You will recall what happened to another teacher, Christa McAuliffe, when she got launched in another NASA PR stunt...

...But he’s even more committed to his diplomatic duties than Brown...

...It took 32...

...But I have to concede that had they lived in the 1990s, the media would have had a field day with their sex lives...

...Roosevelt had several close female friends living with her in the Val-Kill cottage on the Hyde Park estate...

...THERIES NEW EVIDENCE TO support another fear of mine: that the federal downsizing of recent years may not have been as selective as I had hoped in terms of getting rid of people who really weren’t needed and keeping or even adding the ones who are needed...

...It’s a comment on the degree to which our great papers have taken leave of their senses that they devoted much less space to this story than to whether presidential semen might be found on Monica Lewinsky‘s dress...

...An example of the indifference was provided by a recent op-ed piece in The New firk Times, titled “My Guatemalan Nightmare...

...IT’S NOT HARD TO SEE WHY African-Americans sometimes get a bit testy with the rest of us...

...In between, I counted on the high school band that marched before Kennedy’s car to attract crowds as we proceeded through the downtown area...

...What’s more, the license plates bore an expired date...

...Not only a fish bowl, but the klieg lights are on all the time...

...Kennedy got off his plane and saw the large crowd...

...I don’t think so, because I think we would have offered that up atready...

...This explains why mandatry sentences for violent crimes make more sense than most of my fellow liberals admit...

...It appears the reason the second sentence was too tough was because the judge had been criticized for making the first one too light...

...As the blocks went by, the situation did not improve...

...What are the chances that Barbara Morgan, the teacher from Idaho, will meet the same fate...

...There is no zone of privacyl‘ McCurry went on to explain - an explanation that as far as we can determine only the Tribune printed - “that he and other aides have access to the pantry in the Oval Office where Clinton is alleged, in one account, to have groped a female aide...

...Y0u”Ve probably read that a hundred times by now...

...Written by Carolyn Frazier, it describes how, when her sister had been shot in the throat by gunmen inrural Guatemala and her father asked for help from the American embassy, he was given a list of hospital phone numbers “passed impersonally from behind a protective glass window...

...Halberstam’s problem with the super-rich is that they have stolen his gardener...

...On his own, the father arranged to have the daughter transported to Guatemala City and hospitalized...

...ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN HIRED by the federal government knows that there’s a long wait between the job offer and the time you actually go to work...

...And of course they are usually treated worse than the rest of us when being arrested...

...But it was closed...

...Not only that but, according to Serge Schmemann of The New York Times, the practice has been condoned by a three-judge panel of the Israeli Supreme Court...

...Edward Kennedy’s office called the embassy to inquire about my sister’s condition, that we received a phone call...

...This, you are told, is because of the extensive background check that is required to keep out spies and other undesirables...

...Although the hospital was less than 10 minutes away from the embassy, we still heard nothing from embassy officials...

...You may still believe, as I do, that the president found a way, but it’s a telling comment on the press that it was so uninterested in his possible innocence that it failed to tell the public about the exculpatory parts of the Tribune story...

...This makes me nervous...

...Workers were given too much control over setting their hours...

...And at least that time I dodged the bullet - which I fear will not be the case with the State Department official responsible for Ohio State...

...Shoes make you happy...

...Doesn’t it mean that stock prices are based not on intrinsic value but on the psychology of demand...

...I wish the study had included a determination of the amount of space that was wasted on attempts at colorful writing such as John Broder’s news story in The New York Times on Sidney Blumenthal’s grand jury testimony in response to Ken Starr’s subpoena: ‘Mter a long career as a scribbler in the shadows, Sidney Blumenthal got his moment in the sun today...

...Mr...

...But the practice died out in the 1950s...

...The reporters returned a few hours later with more derogatory information about Larry Lawrence than State Department sleuths had managed to gather in a few months,” writes Carlson...

...There was no crowd, nothing more than the ordinary pedestrian traffic on the sidewalk, which if anything seemed less than usual...

...Dear Friend,” it began, “DO you need more shoes...

...NOW FOR SOME GOOD NEWS...

...But after all, she was always fighting with his fishpond man, further evidence of how tough life can be on Nantucket...

...JOE CALIFANO, THE former secretary of health, education, and welfare who is now president of the National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia University, has a good idea: Give treatment to prisoners who are drug or alcohol addicts or abusers...

...Tilting at Windmills BY CHARLES PETERS The Return of the House Call Foot Fetishes FDR's Affairs Black and White Justice The Case of the Missing Convertible SOMETIMELSA WYERS DO GOOD...

...During the '30s, Mrs...

...Because there is no privacy,’ McCurry said...

...The house call is staging a comeback,” reports Knight-hdder’s Marian Uhlman...

...But have you read anywhere that in the same interview McCurry also said: “This is the White House at the end of the 20th century...

...You will recall what happened to another teacher, Christa McAuliffe, when she got launched in another NASA PR stunt...

...The senior vice president of Lawrence’s Hotel Del Coronado said “I wouldn’t take his word for anything...

...I F YOU HAVE DEALT WITH MEMbers of the United States Foreign Service, you have probably been impressed by their intelligence and maddened by their bureaucratic indifference to the problems of the average American who seeks their assistance...

...For me there was no big story until Kathleen Willey’s appearance on “60 Minutes...

...They drove the car to the lot...

...He’s probably already on his way to Outer Mongolia to take up his duties as second secretary EVER HOPEFUL OF FINDING NEW ways to entice readers to subscribe to The Washington Monthly, I always try to read the direct mail solicitations from other magazines...

...And we’re not talking about the National Enquirer but the likes of The New York Times, The Washington Post, Time, Newweek, ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN...

...At this point the officers were properly suspicious...

...AND SPEAKING OF light punishment, you may recall the Cahfornia man who was paroled after serving only 10 years for raping a woman and then chopping off both her hands...

...Wasn’t the argument that Japanese real estate would keep climbing in value based on the same short-supply theory?.Only it didn’t work out that way, did it...

...But he’s doing one thing right...

...IF YOU’VE EVER BEEN AN advance man, you have to feel sorry for the hapless fellow who arranged that disastrous town meeting at Ohio State...

...The less they worked, the less they felt obligated to work, so that " a shortened workday came to be viewed as an entitlement...

...The result is that the mayor is now busy preparing laws designed to unsnarl the traffic that impeded his bus...

...They have to endure suspicious clerks when they go shopping and are ignored by the cab drivers they try to hail for the trip home...

...The latest example comes from Milwaukee, where the police conducted a sting operation by placing a $200 boom box in the back seat of a 1987 Oldsmobile which they proceeded to watch...

...Tenure, generous pensions, and excellent health insurance (see Eric Schnurer’s article on page 20) attracted too many people who were more concerned with security and benefits than with doing a job...

...Not only is John Glenn going to be sent into orbit, so is a third grade teacher from McCall, Idaho...

...Roosevelt’s intimate friend Lorena Hickok resided on the second floor, the president’s secretary and close associate Marguerite LeHand on the third...

...SANF RANCISCMOA’YSO R, WILLIE Brown, sees himself as a world statesman...

...Roosevelt's intimate friend Lorena Hickok resided on the second floor, the president's secretary and close associate Marguerite LeHand on the third...

...A story delving into the importance of the reforms - very great - and the power of the agencies to make them - thev have it - and the possibility ;hat they will actually make the reforms (more likely at the FCC than the FEC) would have been interesting to anyone who cares about our campaign policies...

...That began to change as we proceeded through downtown...

...As we got out of the car, I said, “Of course, you know I planned it this way...

...You can’t help thinhng that public service would undergo dramatic improvements if more of the big shots would do what Willie Brown did...

...You will recall the West Virginia couple whose daughter was killed by a car being pursued by state police at speeds exceeding 100 miles per hour...

...FEDERAOLFF ICES ARE BECOMING more spacious as a result of downsizing, The Washington Posts Mike Causey recently observed in his Federal Diary column...

...She was not wearing a seat belt...

...But then, instead of malung phone calls to verify Whitt’s claim that the car had been registered in her steDfather’s name, which was the case, and ticketing her for the various infractions, the officers seized the car and told her they were taking it to the city’s impoundment lot, leaving her on the street...

...Since more than 10 percent of the employees are gone, it seems reasonable to assume that at least 10 percent of the government’s real estate empire could be disposed of, and that should bring in enough money to fund a needed program or two...

...But what is most revealing about the articles is how well the writers are living...

...He boarded a city bus for a trip scheduled to take 12 minutes...

...THE NEW SPACE STATION IS now $3.6 billion over budget, according to a recent report in the Los Angeles Times...

...I hope the lawyer and his clients clean up...

...After visiting four countries in Asia and Africa last year, he’s going to Israel this month...

...Of course, he knew I hadn’t, but he grinned...

...Medical schools are beefing up their home-care curricula, writes Uhlman...

...Another way to achieve reform is through action by the commissions...

...Then we made the last turn into the block that led to the hotel...

...McCurry goes there frequently to get coffee, he said, and suggested that such traffic makes it unlikely Clinton would have sex in the Oval Office...

...Essential pumps...

...It was only two days later, after a friend of a friend in Sen...

...Friendly flats...

...Their efforts to fight the Depression and win World War I1 would have been obscured by speculation about their friends who may have been more than friends, several of whom actually lived in the White House...

...Later in the interview McCurry expressed a feeling I share when he said: “I think what was shockmg to me was the palpable excitement in the reporters the minute they thought he was going down...

...When I was a boy, the doctor always came to see you when you were sick...

...The state legislature reacted by increasing the penalties for drivers who flee the police...

...Merchant Marine during World War 11, as he had claimed...

...Last month Brown decided to make a personal test of the municipal transit system...

...I BELIEVED GENNIFEFRL OWERS way back in 1992...

...This,” comments The Washington Posts Maria Elena Fernandez, “in a city where 9,600 cars were stolen last year...

...Blumenthal faced the camera at the peak of the Western Hemisphere’s last solar eclipse of the millennium...

...The same judge had given the girlfriend a sentence of 18 months, even though the abuse was her idea and it was she who performed it, including force-feedmg the child hot pepper that damaged his liver...

...The blame stops with you and stays there...

...As long as this supply shortfall persists, prices could continue higher...

...During the OS, Mrs...

...Amusing mules...

...I slumped in the front seat, hoping the senator would just forget my existence instead of throttling me, which seemed quite a bit more likely...

...And a national group of home-care doctors that started out with just five members 10 years ago now numbers more than 1,000...

...But it’s a long, long way from the 1 in 2 million risk of a flight on a commercial jet...

...Now it appears that the tide is turning, not all the way back to the days when the doctor came whenever you wanted, but maybe to the point where he’ll come when you really need him...

...Thighhigh boots...

...Recently he was found guilty of stabbing another woman to death...

...Most of the time since then I haven’t minded going to the doctor’s offices...

...One approach that I certainly wouldn’t have thought of was made in a letter my wife received from Vogzle the other day...

...Roosevelt was not in Washington...

...but “when can I go home...

...As you watched the press corps play Grand Inquisitor with McCurry, assaulting him with an unrelenting barrage of heavy, hardball questions about a matter totally unrelated to the governance of the country, you also had to wonder at their lost sense of proportion...

...Both have summer homes - Atlas in Vermont, Halberstam in Nantucket - as well as apart ments in New York...

...The suit against the TV company is expected to go to trial in October...

...I make the concession grudgingly, of course, but here’s a case that demands it...

...This is similar to a Droblem I’ve seen in thi federal civil service...

...Strappy sandals...

...TWO MEMBERS OF the New York literati - James Atlas of The New Yorker and David Halberstam in House and Garden - have recently lamented the impact on their lives of the Wall Street super-rich...

...That’s why Vogue reports on shoes like nobody else...

...DID YOU KNOW THAT THE Israelis hold Lebanese citizens in prison, not because they have committed crimes, but so that they can serve as hostages...

...Soon the company was attracting the kind of job applicants whose first question when they got the post was not “which machine should I run...

...Carlson’s suspicion that government investigators had been less than diligent in their inquiry was also confirmed by The San Diego UnionTribune which sent two reporters out to check on Lawrence’s reputation...

...That service, you will recall, was what qualified the former ambassador for burial at Arlington...

...So NASA is searching for some favorable publicity...

...FDR is my great hero...

...Medicare is raising the amount it pays doctors for house calls...

...The state police have settled the claim for $775,000, according to the Charleston Gazette...

...The next day, The...

...Although Atlas laments “one of our children has to sleep in the maid’s room,” he is able to send them to private school and pay a cello teacher to come to his house every Friday...

...Jeannie Whitt was driving her Chrysler LeBaron convertible near the waterfront in southwest Washington...

...Called the Bolivar Project, it was an effort, in the words of the Times’ Barnaby J. Feder, “to tear down the adversarial walls between workers and management” at Harman Automotive Inc., in Bolivar, Term...

...I smiled self-deprecatingly, but actually of course feeling pretty good about myself...

...And corporations have been repurchasing their own shares in record numbers...

...That’s why I have not shared the rest of the media’s apparent conviction that additional evidence of Chon’s horniness and of his lying about it was shocking and therefore big news...

...BACK TO THE JOURNALISTIC madness inspired by the ClintonLewinsky story, 41 percent of what purported to be news reporting during the first week of the scandal actually consisted not of fact but of “analysis, opinion, and speculation,” according to a study sponsored by the Committee of Concerned Journalists...

...He has recently traveled to the Philippines and Vietnam and has assigned space in the renovated City Hall that is desperately needed for regular city functions to an expanded office of protocol...

...I remember one visit that John Kennedy made to Charleston, West Virginia...

...The Case of the Missing Convertible provides the most recent example...

...If they were given treatment, many would relapse, but even if the treatment succeeded in turning only 10 percent into sober working citizens, the treatment would nevertheless pay for itself, making an estimated $8.2 billion in benefits at a cost of $7.8 billion...

...Unfortunately her unbeltedness was observed by two police officers who proceeded to stop her car and ask for her registration...

...SEVERAL YEARS AGO 1 HAPPENED to hear Sir John Templeton, the mutual fund sage, explain that stocks would continue to rise in price because there wasn’t enough stock to satisfy the demand...

...Thank goodness they have yet to shoot a hostage...

...The association had no record of Lawrence...

...Of course you do...

...I had carefully arranged to have crowds on hand to meet him at the airport and at the hotel where he was staying...

...They thought they were going to run this guy out of office and they got excited, thrilled by it...

...As I keep trying to explain, the rank and file has its shortcomings as well...

...eeeoeoe...

...What, one wonders, would the embassy .have done if someone hadn’t known a senator...

...The president’s capacity for empathy has been for me a redeeming quality, something that I have admired, but one has to ask: If he truly felt Kathleen Willey’s pain, how could he feel her breast...

...Broder and his editors deemed this material worthy of the frontpage space they were unable to find for the story about the president’s letters to the FEC and the FCC...

...So why put another teacher’s life in jeopardy ? LIKEM OST PEOPLEI, BELIEVE A little more than an occasional public hug went on between Bill and Monica, but I am amazed at what little interest the press has in evidence to the contrary, evidence that tends to show that the relationship was innocent...

...A FASCINATING story about the failure of a notable experiment in worker democracy recently appeared in the Business section of The New York Times...

...So did William Huntington, a white...

...The president had Princess Martha of Norway as his long-term guest on the White House’s second floor...

...I’m also an admirer of Eleanor Roosevelt...

...There is no way to do it if you wanted to...

...But the Israelis are becoming disturbingly similar to their former oppressors...

...Their solution: leave the convertible on the street too - with the keys in the ignition...

...So he compounded one mistake by makmg another...

...If you've ever been an advance man, you have to feel sorry for the hapless fellow who arranged that disastrous meeting at Ohio State...

...Carlson decided to see what he could learn by making just one phone call to the American Merchant Marine Veterans Association, which had been listed on Lawrence’s resume...

...I’m even a member of the committee that seeks to have him and Abraham Lincoln honored along with George Washington on President’s Day...

...I welcomed the visits because they were usually a reliable indicator that I wouldn’t have to go to school that day, and often even the next...

...Assuming her story is true - that she does not go down in history as “call anytime Kathleen” - what I found new and surprising was not Clinton’s sexual conduct in itself, but the lack of empathy it revealed...

...They number 1.2 million...

...For me that is the most dismaying part of this sorry episode...

...Prosecutors recommended a sentence of 15 days for Huntington, and one year for Henderson...

...I can’t wait to hear about Marion Barry standing in line to get his driver’s license renewed...

...The Weekly Standards Tucker Carlson was understandably curious about why the State Department’s lengthy investigation failed to find out that Larry Lawrence had not served in the US...

...He thanked me and said he’d been told that “You were responsible for all the arrangements...

...It appears possible that the high speed may have been at least partially motivated by the fact that the police were being filmed by a television crew from “Real Stories of the Highway Patrol...

...The government now employs fewer nurses and engineers, people who do real work, and more who function under the suspiciously vague label “miscellaneous administration and program management...

...What then was the failure...