Tidbits and Outrages
Tidbits & Outrages AND THE CONTESTANTS' PLASTIC SURGERY WILL BE KNOWN AS ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION The organizers of the Miss America pageant have announced that starting with this year's winner,...
...Scott Shuger...
...Tidbits & Outrages AND THE CONTESTANTS' PLASTIC SURGERY WILL BE KNOWN AS ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION The organizers of the Miss America pageant have announced that starting with this year's winner, Miss America's term of office will officially be referred to not as a "reign" but as a "year of service...
...TOMORROW'S TOPIC: OVERWEIGHT RADIO HOSTS WHO HAVE NO SELF-AWARENESS On several broadcasts this past February, Rush Limbaugh made fun of how much Bill Clinton ate during a presidential trip promoting health care reform...
...He carried an umbrella in his right hand...
...The New York Times recently printed the following correction: "Because of a production error, a picture last Sunday of Prince Charles celebrating the 40th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth's coronation was printed in mirror image...
...FORTUNATELY, THE PILOT HAD ENOUGH CHANGE FOR THE PLANE'S COIN-OPERATED RADAR According to Izvestia, a state-owned electric company that was angry over unpaid bills cut off electrical power to a Russian aviation center while it was controlling dozens of planes in flight-including one carrying Boris Yeltsin...
...GODDAMMIT MAX, FIRST WE BLEW WATERGATE, AND NOW THIS...
Vol. 26 • January 1994 • No. 4
