"Reading, Writing, and Ripoffs"

...The assignment: Find a way to assess the objectives authentically...

...They're terrible for morale," says Pratt, who teaches on Long Island...

...But since software requires hardware, Texas had to allocate additional funds for that purpose...

...Want to show children their education is important...

...Hammett Company catalog offers theme units for kindergarten through third-grade classes "that reflect things kids and adults love . . . friends, hats, money, pasta, and shoes...

...Clrcle-and-suck lower-cat* manuscript 11 strokes The D'Nealian manuscript alphabet cuts way down on common reversals too...

...the January 1993 issue of Pre-K Today offers the following warning: "Worksheets encourage children to follow instructions passively rather than think creatively...

...eling off at $50 per student...

...But books are fading fast, possibly because they haven't yet figured out how to sell themselves as "interactive...

...And that's a big chunk of change...

...Next, check the price tag...

...They think, 'This is the new thing, we're a good district if we have it.' But the ones I've seen are all flash and no substance...

...It's as easy as that...

...For example, how many students D'Nealian lower-caw manuscript 4 strokes have trouble writing the letters b, d, g, p? There's no problem with D'Nealian letters—because there are no pencil lifts...

...by trying too hard not to offend, they also fail to please...

...Geoffrey Fletcher, Texas' associate commissioner for technology applications, says it's July/August 1993/The Washington Monthly 13 time for teachers to stop "doling out pearls of wisdom, expecting kids to dump it in their empty heads and vomit it out the mouth or the pen...

...As it stands now, however, should you ask why schools where kids who have closets for classrooms also have video production studios on the premises, you're likely to get a lot of blank stares in return...

...By contrast, the ABCs would seem to be a simple affair...

...m As you trace the following letters, note how often it's writer has to lift a pencil, the harder it becomes to make a necessary to lift your pencil The more times a beginning legible letter...

...Because fads typically exalt technique over content, they require a vast array of goods and services, turning schools into suckers for salesmen hawking some truly silly "educational" products...

...This curvy alphabet not only reduces the headache children feel each time they must lift the pencil from the paper as they print, it also eases the rocky transition to cursive or script...

...In other words, technology will soon do the dumping for us, and the whole thing promises to be a lot less messy, though a bit more costly...

...Lesson one is easy: ABCs are out...

...If schools wise up, they could start a trend...

...In 1989, Texas made it official, by allowing its schools to broaden the definition of "textbook" to include such items as computer software and laser discs...

...Buying ready-made themes is an option for harried teachers of younger children...

...Schools have also accepted the reality that a student's beliefs about his own abilities have a dramatic effect on learning, and that many kids face crises that spill over into the classroom...

...Instead, thematic learning that crosses disciplines, an approach championed by John Dewey and the progressives in the days of yore, is once again the rage...

...The J.L...

...But all the training in the world couldn't have prepared me for my first brush with authentic assessment...

...Do they sound vaguely messianic...

...Be very afraid...

...Reading, Writing, and Ripoffs The only ones helped by most teaching fads are those who market them by Patricia Kean When Phillip Composto was a teacher, he took a no-nonsense approach to resolving student disputes: Sit the combatants down, allow each to speak his piece, and then give equal time for a response...

...In the hands of bad teachers, they're every kid's nightmare...

...Tests must now emphasize "authenticity"— what students can "do," instead of merely what they "know...

...Want kids to respect differences...

...They tell us, 'You must teach this way.' It's all coming from administrators who haven't been in a classroom for 20 years...

...a bcd< mnopqrstu vwxy Now try writing the word wake...

...But there's a twist to the D'Nealian alphabet—a curlicue on the end of most letters that make them look something like a cross between print and script...

...Note the difference in how often you need to lift your pencil with the traditional method...

...It's called "using your imagination," and it's a lot cheaper than buying two sets of crayons...

...Smaller classes would allow teachers to treat their students as individuals, not as standardized test scores...

...Start by fixing up the dilapidated buildings which send the opposite message loud and clear...

...Later on, however, an education book taught Composto that he had actually stumbled onto a highly complex mediation technique called "The Magic Circle...

...All fads create turmoil and chaos...

...Like our old friend the alphabet, traditional textbooks, with their rigid reliance on quaint notions like "chronology," have also fallen from grace...

...But by the time it gets through the educational bureaucracy, portfolio assessment becomes not an art but a very expensive science...

...Many are mind-numbingly dull...

...But many have seen these concepts at least once or twice before: "Education is a wheel," Composto says, "It goes around and around, and we keep recycling...

...16 The Washington Monthly/July/August 1993...

...It couldn't be the kids who were clamoring for "burnt sienna" and "sepia...

...If boards of education want experts representing Hispanic, Asian, African-American, or Irish culture, they need look no further than the fourth row...

...Right...

...It's not that we're trying to be politically correct," says Mark O'Brien, Crayola's media communications specialist...

...Technology allows students access to any information in the world," Fletcher says...

...Who knows...

...Florida spent $1.6 million to ensure that every school in the state had one...

...For example, "There are four levels of writing—novice, apprentice, proficient, and distinguished...

...It allows for the democratization of information...

...While the victims of fashion recover quickly, school fads do lasting damage by siphoning off dollars that could make a difference...

...Hate crimes rose, the religious right began running candidates for local school boards, and Joseph Fernandez, a school Chancellor as brash as the city itself, got the heave-ho...

...hours away from school...

...Reducing the number of students per class, recruiting teachers who know subject matter instead of education school palaver, dismantling the inherently unjust tracking system, and rebuilding the crumbling infrastructure of the nation's inner-city schools would be good places to begin...

...If teachers encourage respect for differences by their own actions and by the way they run their classrooms, real lessons can be learned...

...But a Brooklyn-based producer who has worked on science laser-discs and who wished to remain anonymous questions their value...

...So does the library, once you've mastered the intricacies of the Dewey Decimal system...

...The research is out there, says Michael Eason, Flori14 The Washington Monthly/July/August 1993 I da's administrator for education technology, but much of it comes from parties that could be considered "interested"—like Apple Computer...

...Under the heading of "The Alphabet: To Teach or Not to Teach...

...After splitting the education class in "teams," my instructor at Hunter College gave each group a "learning objective...

...The ScottForesman D'Nealian handwriting program, now in its third edition, offers plenty of help for those who must re-learn their ABCs...

...Why did this line of paint, crayons, and markers that run the skin-tone gamut come into being...

...But instead of throwing money away on fads, educators should invest in common sense—a much maligned lower-level thinking skill currently out of vogue among reformers...

...How do you separate the fads from the worthwhile ideas...

...Note how the D'Nealian letters flow...

...Our professor's suggestion was as authentic as Times Square: Pair off students with their usual sex partner and listen in on some x-rated pillow talk...

...Teachers New words appear...

...The Rainbow Curriculum," New York City's attempt to drill respect for all cultures—including gay and lesbian—into its schoolchildren, backfired loudly last year...

...Thurber patented his new alphabet, naming it after the letters of his own name...

...Patricia Kean is a New York writer...

...Finally, consider the claims made by supporters...

...Some people say that $30 per child isn't very much," Fletcher says, "But if you multiply that by 3.3 million students, you're talking more than 100 million bucks...

...Teachers seeking to incorporate different cultures into the curriculum already have the finest resource available: the kids themselves...

...Improving schools won't be easy, and it certainly won't be cheap...

...Institutionalizing tolerance, on the other hand, can be costly...

...One of the great joys of running with the sevensomething set is the freedom from the literal thinking that affects grown-ups...

...That's why alphabet instruction isn't recommended...

...Barney is purple, for pete's sake...

...His best estimate is that the process will take several more years...

...But is an 87-lesson crash course on self-esteem the answer...

...It was just common sense, but somebody came along, formalized it, put a name to it, marketed it, and got money for it...

...But in these heady days of national school reform, the buzzwords are flying faster than ever, creating exciting, innovative ways to waste a great deal of money...

...Some ideas represent common sense bloated beyond recognition, while others spring directly from educational masterminds...

...Dembrowsky uses in speeches and seminars...

...If so, Constance Dembrowsky's Institute for Affective Skill Development curriculum package is a steal at $299...

...If you thought states breaking off such a chunk from shrinking school budgets would need hard, fast evidence that kids learn better when tethered to a machine, you're right...

...First use the circle-and-stick letters and then use the D'Nealian letters...

...Best of all, there's one for every child...

...It's simply easier for education bureaucrats to grab the latest quick fix and abandon it when the next sure thing comes along...

...Since critics charge that old-fashioned "pen and paper" tests measure only lower-level thinking skills, it follows that new thematic teaching requires a grading revolution...

...If advocates promise the moon and are backed by the latest in social science research, be afraid...

...Stop segregating them into separate school tracks...

...A bad idea...

...But if you insist on teaching the alphabet, Donald Neal Thurber, a former grade-school teacher, has something for you...

...No textbook—no test...

...It has only been a few years since I was in a classroom teaching high school English...

...Feelgood themes like "family" and "tolerance" often result...

...According to Quality Education Data, a Denver research firm, the number of schools using them has doubled in the past two years...

...During Sally Pratt's (a pseudonym, per her request) 15-year tenure as a high school language teacher, she's seen flashy school innovations come and go...

...That costs $49.95...

...It's that we're listening to consumers—the teachers and the general public...

...Not all technology is bad, but not all of it is necessary, either...

...Want kids with high self-esteem...

...But it wasn't until last fall, when I enrolled in state-required education courses, that I got hip to the latest crazes, everything from "authentic assessment" to the "teacher-facilitator...

...The "pasta" book features everyone's favorites—Rigatoni, Shell, and Penne—dressed, for reasons that are not immediately clear, in marching band costumes...

...Consider the costs involved in replacing them...

...Right now the technology allotment stands at $30 per child, set to increase $5 a year, until levCompare ike ease of D'Nealian Letters io intdiiionai clrclerand-stlck...

...And Lisa Hersh, executive editor for education technology at Macmillan-McGraw Hill says, "We think that laser-disc technology is a fad that will pass...

...First, look beyond the warm and fuzzy rhetoric that envelops most of them (one quick way is to count the number of times the word "empowerment" is used...

...Let's face it—textbooks have their faults...

...And pasta literacy comes cheap—just $7.95, less than the price of an entree at your neighborhood restaurant...

...So her company is hard at work on the next generation of electronics, a multimedia language arts program, requiring still more gear—in this case a CD-ROM player—set to hit classrooms by 1994...

...Laser-disc players offer one example...

...Edward Reidy, associate commissioner for curriculum assessment and accountability for Kentucky, which included authentic assessment in its 1990 education reform bill, says his state's program is "standards-driven...

...In order to be certain that all teachers can separate the novice from the apprentice, Kentucky has undertaken a massive teacher re-education program that Reidy says includes workshops, videos, self-study guides, and released time, a.k.a...

...schools are haunted by the ghosts of language labs and open classrooms past...

...It's not as though we can save on teachers' salaries by replacing them altogether...

...Another grade school educator reinvents the wheel will still have to be there, but they'll take on reduced roles as "facilitators" or "coaches...

...But textbooks also have their good points: They convey a great deal of factual information, and they proceed in a logical fashion...

...Easy enough until we opened ours and read "students will understand and practice safe sex...

...That's what happens in education," says Composto, who is now a New York City junior high school principal...

...Educators already pressed by the demands of teaching upwards of 150 students a day now face the challenge of putting together a "framework" they can use to squeeze together subjects as diverse as literature and math...

...Education fads are nothing new...

...It's typical of things that boards of education do," she says...

...It's gotten really bad over the last two years...

...Not really...

...It's enough to give classroom veterans a queasy feeling...

...You turn the page...

...People go for buzzwords...

...We can describe the levels and illustrate them with samples," Reidy says...

...Because Texas is one of the states that adopts "books" on a statewide basis, it helps set the agenda for publishers and thus for the rest of the country...

...That's because high techies fervently believe that machines, not men and women, will usher in education's brave new world...

...But at $995, the reproducible Student and Parent Activity package seems a bit steep—until one learns that schools can use federal drug abuse education dollars to subsidize programs like these...

...Consider Crayola's multicultural products intended for the classroom...

...Then, for moms and dads who blithely assumed they could help their kids learn the alphabet, there's the "Parent Pack," containing explanatory letters and suggesting D'Nealian activities the whole family can enjoy, just $5.95...

...Everyone knows that skin can be red, pink, even green...

...A popular form of "authentic assessment" is the portfolio, a collection of work students choose to represent their best efforts over the course of a semester, or even of a year...

...First off, there's a video: "A 20-minute tape to build teacher confidence in modeling D'Nealian letters by clearly demonstrating formation of D'Nealian alphabets...

...So too are her six audiocas-settes, "Self Esteem in the Classroom: The Experts Speak," ($59.95) and "Wind Trails," a collection of quotes Ms...

...He devised a new alphabet, one "that respects individual differences"—and bears an uncanny resemblance to the old one...