TIDBITS & OUTRAGES
TIDBITS & OUTRAGES COMING SOON: ATTACK CONFERENCING AND BOMB FORWARDING In a letter to the Baltimore Sun defending the stealth bomber, Secretary of the Air Force Donald Rice stated that "with the...
...NOW, MlKHAlL SERGEYEVICH, WHAT SO-CALLED BUSINESS DID YOU CONDUCT AT YOUR DACHA...
...TIDBITS & OUTRAGES COMING SOON: ATTACK CONFERENCING AND BOMB FORWARDING In a letter to the Baltimore Sun defending the stealth bomber, Secretary of the Air Force Donald Rice stated that "with the B-2, our pilots can reach out and touch even the most heavily defended targets...
...DISGRUNTLED POSTAL WORKER GOES BERSERK IN CALENDAR FACTORY The official 1991 United States Postal Service wallet calendar listed both Columbus Day and Thanksgiving Day one week ahead of their actual dates...
...IN A RELATED DEVELOPMENT, JEFFREY DAHMER IS BEING SENTENCED TO TEACH COOKING CLASSES After former Assistant Secretary of State Elliot Abrams pled guilty to lying to Congress about contra funding, he was sentenced to deliver 100 hours of legal ethics lectures to other lawyers...
...IT WAS A CLOSER CONTEST WITH FEWER TIME-OUTS A recent Phoenix Cardinals home game was outdrawn by a nearby ostrich race...
...An IRS district director recently spent two weeks in Russia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan teaching tax techniques to Soviet authorities...
Vol. 24 • January 1992 • No. 1