TIDBITS AND OUTRAGES
TIDBITS AND OUTRAGES MISUSED TROJANS A University of Southern California player accused of sexually assaulting a female grad student was in the lineup Opening replacing a player who was...
...DEAR OLD GOLDEN RULE DAYS A New York City man is marketing a line of bulletproof clothes and other armored school items for kids...
...When a New York Times reporter asked people to identify Pierre Rinfret, the Republican candidate for governor of New York, 25 percent could, but 30 percent thought he was a French artist...
...WHAT’S NEXT...
...Others polled thought Rinfret was a perfume, a movie star, a drug dealer, a fashion designer, an advocate for the homeless, a chef, a television journalist, the French ambassador, and a goalie for the New York Rangers...
...MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE TRIED PRAYING OVER HIS CAMPAIGN The Republican candidate for governor of Colorado, John Andrews, trailing in the polls by almost 40 points, acknowledged that he’d spent two years working on experiments to see how prayer would affect the growth of mung beans, yogurt, and potted plants...
...WHAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF CHARISMA...
...His products include Kevlar-reinforced jackets, t-shirts, clipboards, and briefcases...
...KEVLAR CHADORS...
...UNFORTUNATELY, THIS YEAR THE KIDS GAVE HIM AN UZI When the governor of North Dakota, George Sinner, was criticized for using a radar detector in his car, he defended himself by saying that the device was a gift from his children...
...One respondent, shown a picture of the candidate, asked, “Is he missing...
...TIDBITS AND OUTRAGES MISUSED TROJANS A University of Southern California player accused of sexually assaulting a female grad student was in the lineup Opening replacing a player who was being held out of the game as punishment for missing a team meal...
Vol. 22 • November 1990 • No. 10
