TIDBITS & OUTRAGES
TIDBITS & OUTRAGES HE ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT FROM NOW ON BATTING AVERAGES WILL BE AVAILABLE ONLY TO STOCKHOLDERS When The Long Beach Press Telegram polled Major League general managers on the...
...IT'S 75 PERCENT OFF IF THE GUY GOT KILLED IN AN EASTERN CRASH Eastern Airlines recently offered a 50 percent discount for corpses shipped aboard its planes...
...AND SOON SHE'LL BE LEAVING THE BAR AND TAKING THE FIFTH...
...TIDBITS & OUTRAGES HE ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT FROM NOW ON BATTING AVERAGES WILL BE AVAILABLE ONLY TO STOCKHOLDERS When The Long Beach Press Telegram polled Major League general managers on the abilities of their players, Roland Hemond of the Baltimore Orioles refused to answer, stating that the "information could be used against us in an arbitration case...
...The airline also said that funeral directors could earn bonus frequent flier mileage based on the volume of casket business they bring in...
...SOMETHING TELLS US HE'LL DO FINE IN HOLLYWOOD Upon being set free from death row in Texas because of evidence revealed by the movie The Thin Blue Line, Randall Dale Adams sued the filmmaker, Errol Morris, over the rights to his life story...
...The cable network ESPN dropped plans for a kids show called "Play Ball with Steve Garvey" after former baseball star Garvey admitted fathering two children with women he wasn't married to...
...WAIT A MINUTE, WE COULD CALL IT "HAVE SOME KIDS WITH STEVE GARVEY...
Vol. 21 • October 1989 • No. 9
