TIDBITS & OUTRAGES
TIDBITS & OUTRAGES FORTUNATELY, SHE ALSO BELONGS TO THE BAR IN NEW MEXICO In South Carolina, an attorney was suspended from practice for one year after she admitted stealing the proceeds...
...OK, OK, WE JUST THOUGHT THAT WOULD SELL BETTER THAN "UNDIFFERENTIATED ALCOHOL BY-PRODUCTS" The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms ha: rescinded permission for Sebastiani Vineyards to call one of its new low-priced wines "Domaine Chardonnay" on the grounds that it doesn't contain any Chardonnay...
...The advertisements bear the slogan, "The smell of victory," and have the aroma of gunpowder...
...TIDBITS & OUTRAGES FORTUNATELY, SHE ALSO BELONGS TO THE BAR IN NEW MEXICO In South Carolina, an attorney was suspended from practice for one year after she admitted stealing the proceeds from her daughter's Girl Scout cookie sale...
...AND THE BANK NEVER TOOK THE FIFTH In the London Times, a British bank ran a full-page picture of Oliver North in an ad stating that it transferred money more efficiently than any one else "with a few notable exceptions...
...IF THIS SELLS, WE CAN RUN WITH THE LEMON-FLAVORED NAPALM" BEI Defense Systems is promoting a new rocket by placing scratch-andsniff ads in trade publications...
...I'M SORRY SENATOR TOWER COULDN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT" According to the Tequila News and Information Service, House Speaker Jim Wright was recently an honored guest at a party given by Jose Cuervo...
Vol. 21 • April 1989 • No. 3
