TIDBITS AND OUTRAGES
TIDBITS AND OUTRAGES AT LAST, A CURE FOR THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT The Hammacher Schlemmer Company sells an $8900 outdoor air conditioning system to cool yards and patios. DID HE SAY IT IN...
...Naomi Haye, for committing adultery inside a missle silo, explained, "I will go with Naomi Haye as far as she desires to go . " SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT A new book quotes a Forest Service official explaining that he needs only nine of the 17 people on his staff...
...An attorney who promised to appeal the conviction of his client, 2nd Lt...
...YOUR HONOR, I'D LIKE TO CLEAR THE AIR . . . " In Sonora, California, a defense attorney is appealing his client's conviction, charging that the prosecutor disrupted the trial when he "farted about 100 times...
...He even lifted his leg . " THE CIPPOLONE FAMILY HAS APPLIED FOR A GRANT The Philip Morris Company is sponsoring a benefit for the James S. Brady Foundation, which helps families of people killed or injured in assassination attempts...
...DID HE SAY IT IN HIS BRIEFS...
...But I realized that a government employee who has a staff of only nine doesn't get paid as much as one who has a staff of 17," he said...
Vol. 20 • July 1988 • No. 6
