TIDBITS AND OUTRAGES
TIDBITS AND OUTRAGES IN THE TRADITION OF KING, GANDHI, AND NIELSEN Sojourners magazine is selling a videocasette teaching nonviolent resistance. NOT ONLY THAT, SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A...
...CARRICK AS CHIEF NEGOTIATOR FOR THE ARMS TALKS IN GENEVA...
...They are just a [expletive] bunch of meddlesome bastards . " SEVERAL WERE CLOCKED AT MACH 2 Swarms of butterflies have eaten 50,000 acres of coca plants in Peru...
...TAX REFORM The Internal Revenue Service allows nonprofit organizations to adopt profit-sharing plans...
...FIRST CHAMBERMAID Robert Dole has said of his wife, Elizabeth: "If I get elected President, I get to make the big decisions and she gets to make the bed . " PRIOR TO THAT SHE HAD BEEN SCHOLAR-IN-RESIDENCE AT FREDERICK'S OF HOLLYWOOD At the University of Southern California, Barrie Thorne has been named the first Barbara Streisand Professor of Intimacy and Sexuality...
...Let me at him...
...MAY I SAY, I THINK YOUR QUALIFICATIONS ARE EXCELLENT" George Mair, the press aide to Speaker Jim Wright who recently attracted attention by writing indignant letters to news organizations complaining about their treatment of Wright, is the author of a new book, The Sex Book Digest: A Peek Between the Covers of 113 of the Most Erotic, Exotic, and Edifying Sex Books...
...THEY STOLE THE SHOW In Minnesota, both the winner of the state's Miss Minnesota contest and the runner-up have been convicted on charges of shoplifting...
...WHEN YOU RETURN TO SAN SALVADOR, YOU'LL BE ELIGIBLE TO REAPPLY" The San Jose office of the Immigration and Naturalization Service has lost the amnesty applications of nine illegal aliens, including that of the first person to file for amnesty at the office...
...I hate all of them...
...I can't wait...
...I think they are the phoniest two-bit bastards that ever came down the pike, starting with Al Gore, moving through boy wonder ex-wordsmith, the mosquito who roared [Fred Martin, Gore's manager...
...I hate him...
...William Carrick, manager of the Gephardt campaign, discussed Albert Gore and the Super Tuesday primaries with The Washington Post...
...NOT ONLY THAT, SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A LICENSED NUTRITIONIST ON HER STAFF The town of Pacific Grove, California closed a nine-yearold girl's lemonade stand because she didn't have a proper permit...
...I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE APPOINTMENT OF MR...
...It's blood lust...
Vol. 20 • March 1988 • No. 2