TIDBITS AND OUTRAGES

TIDBITS AND OUTRAGES IT'S NOT JUST A JOB, IT'S A BORING JOB GET TO THE HEART OF THE ARMY. Every unit of the Army has an administrative team that knows how to keep paperwork moving. If...

...HE EVEN PAID FOR THE COST OF THE BAGEL Responding to reports that Secretary of State George Shultz flew to Boston for a World Series game on a military jet at a cost to the taxpayers of $11,000, a state department spokesman assured reporters that Shultz would reimburse the government for the amount he would have had to pay to fly commercially...
...THE NEXT BEST THING TO AN EFFECTIVE FOREIGN POLICY The MAD DOG GOLF BALLS GOLF BALLS Tee off at your frustrations DIRECTIONS' Place ball on tee Take a swing at terrorism Line up club with face . and swing at the MAD DOG ( gain extra yardage ) OTHER USES: Throw the MAD DOG against a wall ( face first ). Use the MAD DOG as bait when fishing for sharks, piranhas and other man-eating beasts...
...AND ASIANS WHO STAY IN ENGLAND TOO LONG WILL START TO FIND HORSES MORE INTERESTING THAN WORK Speaking to a group of British exchange students during a recent trip to China, Prince Philip said he found Peking "ghastly" and that foreigners who remained in China too long would get "slitty eyes...
...A MOVEMENT IS AFOOT TO MAKE REYKJAVIK A DELI-FREE ZONE After hearing reports that Reykjavik didn't have enough restaurants to handle the sudden influx of eaters, Assistant Secretary of Defense Richard Perle brought two Hebrew National salamis with him to the recent quasisummit...
...If you Tisdify for training as an Administrative Specialist, you will acquire valuable experience useful both in the Army and in a variety of civilian careers...
...A round-trip ticket between Washington and Boston costs about $150...
...To get to the heart of the matter, see an Army Recruiter...
...TIDBITS AND OUTRAGES IT'S NOT JUST A JOB, IT'S A BORING JOB GET TO THE HEART OF THE ARMY...
...East: 251-2401 West: 274-7575 ARM BE ALLYOU CAN BE SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED DEP'T About 46 percent of the trash in Washington is paper, compared with a national average of 30 percent...
...When they fell from his hotel window sill, where he was keeping them fresh, Icelandic security police, believing they were under attack, stomped on them and destroyed them...

Vol. 18 • December 1986 • No. 11


 
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