TIDBITS AND OUTRAGES

...Pat Buchanan has ordered several for Christmas Soldier of Fortune magazine is advertising a poster series entitled, "Glamour & Guns," which features "firearms and females together in unforgettable combination— bikinis to evening gowns...

...Tonight's feature is hosted by Mr...

...OK, you can supply the questions, too, but that's as far as I go' A famous White House reporter was overheard trying to get a top administration interview: "I am willing to submit questions in advance, but don't tell anyone!' The exploding cigar received an honorable mention The House and Senate last month passed a joint resolution commemorating the Bay of Pigs invasion as an expedition "in the tradition of the great liberators Jose Marti and Simon Bolivar to liberate from communist tyranny the beautiful isle of Cuba...

...Adult language and humor, incest, violence, rape...

...Swaziland's energy minister, Prince Khusulwandle, has appealed to his compatriots to stop making love in the torrid waters of the Lobamba hot springs tourist resort...

...The prince told parliament, which meets within sight of the spring, that the government would take undisclosed action if such activities continued in the "cuddle puddles," as they're described in some travel brochures...

...Rogers The movie "Hotel New Hampshire" ran on cable recently, advertised as "a colorful comedy drama, with Nastassja Kinski, Jodie Foster...