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Parody Also on Nationallournal.com . . . Friday, November 2002 ? National Briefing National Briefing 4 ARKANSAS: Getting Nasty Mark Pryor launched "a sharply critical new television ad" 11/1...

...He didn’t care about the puppy strolling by...
...A few minutes ago Mark Pryor was driving down this road," voiceover announces...
...Vote Hutchinson...
...Where did it all come from...
...Doesn’t this face look familiar...
...Vote Pryor...
...to counter Clement "Yo Momma" blitz...
...Tim Hutchinson—he’s changed...
...declares voiceover as picture of Tim Hutchinson morphs into demon face with horns...
...Scene of Hutchinson kneeling on road next to canine corpse...
...A new chippie...
...Parody Also on Nationallournal.com . . . Friday, November 2002 ? National Briefing National Briefing 4 ARKANSAS: Getting Nasty Mark Pryor launched "a sharply critical new television ad" 11/1 called "Beelzebub," claiming GOP rival Tim Hutchinson has formed secret pact with Satan...
...Endless campaign money...
...Didn’t even bother to slow down...
...I wasn’t even born then," he declares...
...Hutchinson counters with "Dead Puppy...
...Alexander launches "No, Yo Momma...
...The Devil, Satan, The Lord of Darkness...
...Was never member of Gestapo, he insists, nor did he meet Joseph Mengele...
...Shows Baucus looking in fridge at six pack and old Chinese takeout box...
...Tim Hutchinson cares about puppies...
...6 IN OTHER CAMPAIGNS: Baucus campaign opens wide with "At Least I’m Not Gay" ad to hammer winning theme...
...Tennessee candidates trade charges...
...Shaheen refuses to retract, citing "doubts have been raised . . . the appearance of impropriety...
...In N. Carolina, Bowles shows off facelift, Viagra results in debate...
...Makes you wonder...
...He was speeding...
...5 NEW HAMPSHIRE: Distort and Dat Stort John Sununu hits Jeanne Shaheen...
...Possibly drunk...
...New vitality...
...Close-up of Hutchinson holding puppy’s head, tears streaming down face...
...Says she should be ashamed of "distorting my record...
...Satan’s values are not Arkansas values...
...Meanwhile, ordinary Iraqis reconsider whole democracy thing...

Vol. 8 • November 2002 • No. 9


 
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