Parody
Parody "The New Jersey Supreme Court allows Frank Lautenberg's name to appear on the Senate ballot, ignoring the official filing deadline." — News item State of New Jersey "The Deadlines Don't...
...Holders of winning tickets get to sit on New Jersey Supreme Court...
...week at state high schools and universities...
...January 10: Optional New Year's Day for those who didn't like how the year started the first time...
...April 30: Rest Stop Carnival...
...September 15: Taxes due for those who feel like filing...
...March 31: State Flower Day...
...Also absolute last filing deadline for those who want to get on ballot...
...April 1: Start of Turnpike Appreciation Month...
...Climax of Turnpike Appreciation Month...
...January 14: Deadline for filing papers for April gubernatorial primary...
...November 9: Last day to revise last year's New Year's Resolutions...
...State's most beautiful women flash belly folds in exchange for beads...
...outside of New Jersey...
...News item State of New Jersey "The Deadlines Don't Matter State" Official State Calendar 2003 January 1: New Year's Day...
...March 15: First day of Supreme Court Lotto...
...September 1: Frank Lautenberg Day (formerly known as Robert Torricelli Day...
...April 15: Tax Filing Day (for areas of U.S...
...January 21: Summer Solstice observed...
...June 2:Beginning of "Can I Have An Extension...
...Residents' opportunity to purchase last minute Valentine's Day presents...
...February 1: Deadline for filing papers for April gubernatorial primary for those who missed the first deadline...
...July 16: Statewide Food Poisoning Day (after Supreme Court permits grocery stores to ignore sell-by dates...
...December 1: Christmas observed for those who want presents early...
...April gubernatorial primary held...
...July 28: July 4th celebrated...
...Students permitted to retake tests if things don't seem to be going well...
...August 11: Election Day...
Vol. 8 • October 2002 • No. 5
