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Parody THREE WEEK S AFTER YORK TOWN , STILL NO CONSTITUTION READY THREE WEEK S AFTER YORK TOWN , S T I LL NO CONSTITUTION R EAD Y Hamilton, Fellow ‘Neo-Federalists,’ Said Eyeing...
...Group Seeks To Regain Favour By Circulating Engraving Of Selves In Nightclothes ? Mr...
...Who are we to impose our Continued, page A18 Plotter Hamilton Washington: No Stiff “ALL THENEWES THAT FITS OURVIEWES” PRICE: ONE PENNY...
...Furd, Leading Farmer Five Houses Planned In Field Near Boston Right-Minded Souls Fear Unbridled ‘Sprawle’ Cold Since Mid-1700s AWood-Stove Legacy Leading Natural Scientists Say Ice Age by 2000 A.D...
...Thomas Jefferson Surfaces Appearing Rested, Declaration Author Proclaims Self Willing To Fight—Even In Paris ? Yorkshire Pudding Renamed ‘Freedom Pastry’ Athleticks Locals Await De velopment New Games ‘Kick The Cob, The Pig’ Now As Limited In BY RED SUT NEWE YORK, Area enthus rigourous gamesm competition on field are waiti for the invent sporting contest place of such diversions as Cob” and “Cha VOL...
...9 — The Cost of the recently ended Hostilities with Great Britain will consign the new American Nation to Several Centuries of Penury and Insignificance, saye Leading Observers...
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...A ‘Certaintye’ New Jigs And Reels, Favoured By Young, Denounced As Satanic Debaucherye Bathing Mor e L i nked To Be tter Hea l th Monthly Scrubbers Live Longer, Says Teacher of Medicine Soap, Tub Industries Thought Likely To See Windfall In Sales BY STEPHEN GLASS BOSTON, NOV...
...War Vi ewed As Dis a fterous By Dismayed Citize nrie Reconstruction Costs Doom New Nation To Destitution, Obscuritie BY A. H. CLYMER BOSTON, NOV...
...INSIDE: SPECIAL 4-PAGE PULL-OUT SECTION FOR EASY REFERENCE & PULITZER SUBMISSION Ye Shattered Dream: Revolution’s Grievous Wake ? Calvinists, Other Extremists Planning Theocracies Hopes That New Nation Might Emerge As Enlightened, Secular State Dashed As Hundreds Of Shakers March On Boston Waving Wicker Chairs, Calling For Universal Ban On Procreation ? Harvard Tutor: Sanctions ’’Gainst George III Would Have Worked ? Poll: War A Flop Among Ladies...
...Washington likes to call it, is proving insurmountably difficult...
...6 After days of meetings, Leaders of the former Colonies still have not devised a system of Government that will stand through the Ages...
...Neo-Federalist’ Plan Meeting in small Think Tanks, a group of influential intellectuals known as “NeoIN THE NEWE S: Subsidies For Tobacco, Peanut Farming Announced...
...Colonial Governments are Continued, page A16 Analyfis Triumph Over Britifh Empire Was Easy Part Mayheme, Discontent Betray HollowVictory Desire To Return To Britifh Sovereigntye Becoming Widespread BY R.W...
...Basing his Findings on surveys of frequent and m intermittent bathers, Farnsworth concluded tha markedly greater health o former was due to the b “This should make bath popular personal habit medical procedure,” declared—“second on would imagine, to leech bleedings...
...And there are troubling signs that American Culture might not be compatible with Democracy...
...Congrefs Faces ‘Gender Breache’ ‘If We Could Vote, This Would Indeed Matter,’ Sayes Strident, Mannish Hillary Rodhamme ? Clog Dancing Troupe Retracts Disparagement Of Washington Head Clogger Regrets ‘WoodToothed, Slave-Owning Stiff ’ Slur...
...Defeating the world’s greatest Empire, enduring the winter at Valley Forge—those were simple military problems...
...To Be Temporary ‘Price Stabilitye Benefits The Publick As Well As The Grower,’ Sayes Mr...
...31,744 NOVEMBER 11, 1781 Federalists” is now plotting to extend American Democracy as far west as Ohio, envisioning a vast, sprawling Nation under one system of Government...
...The arrogance, the stupidity, the naivete of this Scheme is appalling,” says Jessica Matthews of the Tudor Endowment for International Peace and Stability...
...This correspondent, for example, wrote as early as 1774 that “It appears inevitable that the Colonies will pursue their own destiny as an independent Nation—posbl ith me at the head of it...
...A. Farnswor Dean of the Yale College Medical Artes...
...Many Americans already long for a return for British Rule...
...APPLE The easy part is over...
...2 — Americans who bathe at leas as often as once a month ar more likely to avoid Parasit Infestations and Afflictions the Skinne, according to t Rev...
...Indeed, the Victory in the Field was as easy to foretell as it was to achieve...
...Look at the rhetoYe Newe York Timef ric,” observes Doris Kearns Goodwin, a Historian waiting for Television to be invented, “‘Give me liberty or give me death,’ ‘Don’t tread on me’—These are partisan, radical, and uncivil statements, not the kind consistent with Democracy...
...But Nation-Building, as Geo...
...Parody THREE WEEK S AFTER YORK TOWN , STILL NO CONSTITUTION READY THREE WEEK S AFTER YORK TOWN , S T I LL NO CONSTITUTION R EAD Y Hamilton, Fellow ‘Neo-Federalists,’ Said Eyeing Empire Across Continent BY R. BERKE BOSTON, NOV...
Vol. 8 • May 2003 • No. 33
