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Every Sodety Has to Have aGroup of People Who Are (onsistently Wrong, Trivial, and Spiteful. That's Us. Parody Sean Pe-nn Brent Scowcroft Pat Buchanan Old Europe KoftAnnan The Arab...
...Yale...
...To luxuriate in every piece of bad news...
...but we were so wrapped up in our hatred for George Bush...
...To continually mIss the real point of this effort, and the real motivations of the Bush admimstration...
...Berkeley...
...We wanted to preserve the status quo...
...We sort of knew Saddam Hussein was a bad guy...
...We didn't see that it was a war of liberation, not a war of colonization...
...We, the Undersigned, Agree that We Got this Whole War in Iraq Business Spedacularly Wrong...
...To be even more vigilant in denying the reality that appears before our face, 8obH~rbert MaurH'n Dowd £dwardSaid Howell Rajne~ Susan Sarandon Michael Moore The Staff of The Nation Robert Wright Ed Asner...
...we couldn't see how evil Hussein's regime was...
...In Recognition of What Complete Fools W. Ar., W. Hereby Vow: • To appear on TV and in print even more frequently...
...and gloat over every setback...
...Edward Kennedy Pelut Krugman We're Idiots...
...Parody Sean Pe-nn Brent Scowcroft Pat Buchanan Old Europe KoftAnnan The Arab league Not to Our Name A.N.S.W.E,R...
...We thought it was all about oil...
...We thought the war would drag on and on...
...We thought the Iraqi people would resent American troops...
...We Admit It...
...To be even more wrong about the future of the Middle East...
...Jimmy Carter The Dixie Chicks WM'eyClark HowardDNn Martin Sheen Jonathan SChell The Faculties of Harvard...
Vol. 8 • April 2003 • No. 31
