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Parody Saddam Surrenders to French! Terrified By Prospect of More Speeches IN A STUNNING turnaround, Saddam Hussein has relinquished his grip on the nation of Iraq and fled Baghdad. "Not regional...
...Historians note that never before in human history has a genocidal tyrant been so intimidated by a man named Dominique...
...the mass murderer was reported to have shrieked while fleeing from one of his presidential palaces...
...In addition, France threatened to create a new bureaucracy within the UNMOVIC structure, which would almost certainly have pushed Iraq's ability to handle U.N...
...Threatening to explore the "uncertainties" and "unresolved issues" relating to Iraq's compliance with U.N...
...resolutions, de Villepin raised the specter of further French action...
...We will not rule out anything," the French official menaced, suggesting that the U.N...
...He finally cracked under the assault...
...This would have caused massive inconvenience for Iraqi officials, who would have been forced to find hotel rooms for the extra inspectors and deal with their demands for cafe au lait and pain au chocolat each morning...
...Not regional offices...
...par Jean de la Doucement...
...Thus, deploying a form of psychological warfare too subtle for primitive Americans to grasp, the Chirac government loosed a steady barrage of abstractions and paradoxes at the Iraqi leader...
...Intelligence officials had long believed that Saddam simply could not handle a French barrage of condescension and pretentiousness...
...paperwork beyond the breaking point...
...inspectors should contemplate opening regional offices around Iraq...
...Earlier in the week French foreign minister Dominique de Villepin had suggested that if Saddam did not disarm, U.N...
...should double or even triple the number of inspectors...
...Nonetheless, the Frenchman's manly and aggressive presentation before the Security Council surely turned the tide in the global showdown...
Vol. 8 • February 2003 • No. 22
