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Parody "I think war is based on greed and there are huge karmic retributions that will follow." —Singer Sheryl Crow, on a possible war with Iraq, January 13 Department of Homeland...
...Gaia has been rumbling...
...The end is found at the circumference of the beginning...
...2. Remforce Pentagon defenses against aromatherapy attacks...
...Existence is a circle...
...We must win this war, but if we don’t, what shall be shall be...
...Drector of Karmic Defense Dear Mr...
...Singer Sheryl Crow, on a possible war with Iraq, January 13 Department of Homeland Seaurity Office of Karmic Affairs "Where the War on Terror isn't an Event, It's a Pathway to Untotendmg" Today's Aura Alert Level is: LAVENDER MEMO To: Tom Ridge From: The Venerable Sunshine Rothburg, Ph.D...
...Secretary, During the confrontation with Iraq, the United States has experienced an alarming loss of chi...
...4. Institute national registry of aH late Beatles albums 5. Practice Random Acts of Kindness...
...I therefore recommend the followtag actions: 1. Breathe and stretch...
...The Axis of Bad Vibes has stepped up its activity, and we have seen a serious proliferation of Weapons of Mass Psychic Tension...
...Silence has become less pure and there is less fullness in our emptiness...
...3. Total saffron ban...
...6 Institute presidential contemplation of the interconnectedness of things...
...Secretary, I applaud your efforts to keep the American karma serene...
...While our officers have been able to intercept and, using crystals and incense, destroy much of the bad gestalt aimed at our shores, many of us feel there has been a serious deterioration in our national love dharma...
Vol. 8 • January 2003 • No. 19
