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Parody "Bill Clinton heads Oxford's wishlist for new Chancellor" —'The Times (London), January 7, 2003 BUBBA REDUX cellor continued, "like barely yesterday when I was preserving my viability...
...The chancellor grew pensive for a moment and bit his bottom lip...
...An' me joost an oomMe gal fresh arrived at Oxfud...
...she expostulated''Why why...
...Nay, all that delays me from baring my heart and rendering you fair proof of my woe is a quick ’phone call I must make to Sonny Calla-69...
...It is hard to believe no homosexuals ever attended the institution until I took over...
...So near to the sink...
...Ah nivvah thowt ah'd be asked to the rooms o the chancellor meself...
...Thafs to Bodleian Library...
...Loovely...
...Must be orriboo lonely for ye since your wife—” “Good God, fair maiden,” he ejaculated...
...Professor Gore designed it in the montlts after- he led the ev^tnm ¦ from Dunkirk...
...Oooh " she blushed...
...A purty face brightens up a senior cornmor, r°°m tea as much as those baloney McNuggets we've started servmg...
...My life has been a wracking tale of torment e’er since...
...No one has done more for Oxford than I have,” he said solemnly...
...Or civil rights...
...I don't—" he replied...
...Oooh, wha' be tha' hoonk a stone...
...Oh, yes...
...Rooms is right loovely, they is,” she said, as they crossed the threshold...
...Stars twinkled over historic Oxford, and she clung to his arm as they walked towards his rooms...
...Parody "Bill Clinton heads Oxford's wishlist for new Chancellor" —'The Times (London), January 7, 2003 BUBBA REDUX cellor continued, "like barely yesterday when I was preserving my viability within the system at this very 'varsity myself...
...It was good of Professor McAuliffe to invite you," he said, smiling knd-ly...
...1 don't know if you are acquainted with some of the cultural w^J hallowed institution," he said, "but I've been growing Chancellor Jenkins s video collection...
Vol. 8 • January 2003 • No. 18
