Parody

Parody Raelians Release Photo of Baby Clone GENEVA, SWITZERLAND-The Raelian cult has released further information on what its spokesmen claim is the first human clone. The group, which is...

...The group, which is committed to open marriage, self-love, and immediate gratification, still has not released the name of the individual who was allegedly cloned...
...Thus far the infant seems perfectly normal except for a distinguishing characteristic in a private region and an incessant desire to breast feed...
...The baby was then surgically extracted and is being raised by a village of women and enablers...
...But sources report that an artificial womb was implanted in a volunteer named Sidney Blumenthal...

Vol. 8 • January 2003 • No. 17


 
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