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Parody WHITE HOUSE OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS Summer Schedule for Middle tsst Events NOTE: To help news organizations coordinate their vacation schedules, the White House Office of Communications...
...July 26 Suicide bombers kill 16 in Haifa...
...July 25 Arafat, protesting Israeli “invasion” and “genocide,” announces withdrawal from Tenet codicil that serves as pathway to Powell Plan and Bush demands...
...Says it is an important step toward peace...
...spokesman declares Israel guilty of genocide...
...July 29 Chairman Arafat welcomes Bush initiative...
...Hailed in world media as major break through...
...EU announces anti-Israeli sanctions...
...July 3 President B:sh vows that he is giving giving Chairman Arafat one last chance...
...July 9 Suicide bombers kill 13 in Tel Aviv...
...July 1 Colin Powell meets with Arafat to begin negottog away the B:sh demands July 2 Suicide bombers kill 23 in Jer:salem...
...July 6 Powell returns to region and announces that he is close to a compromise formula for a set of conditions that will pave the way for discussions of the Bush demands, which serve as a pretext for a return to the peace process...
...June President Bush lays down Bush Plan, identifying several demands the Pale stinian Authority must meet as a pretext for a renewal of the peace process...
...July 27 Announcing that Arafat is now down to only three-eighths of a chance, Bush vows to issue over the next month new demands the Palestinian Authority must meet to restart the peace process...
...July 24 U.N...
...July 24 Israeli troops break up terror ring in West Bank...
...July 14 President Bush announces that Arafat is now down to only three-quarters of a chance...
...July 30 Suicide bomber kills 34 in Netanya...
...July 21 CIA director Tenet reaches agreement with Arafat on understandings about future talks on conditions that will lay the framework for demands that will serve as a pretext for a peace process...
...July 23 Suicide bombers kill 26 in Jerusalem...
...World cheers Arafat’s spirit of cooperation...
...Parody WHITE HOUSE OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS Summer Schedule for Middle tsst Events NOTE: To help news organizations coordinate their vacation schedules, the White House Office of Communications has decided to release a schedule of July’s forthcoming events in the Middle East...
Vol. 7 • July 2002 • No. 41
