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Parody The U.S. government hopes to catch terrorists by having foreign visitors register with the federal government upon entry. —News item Non-Racial Profiling Registration Form For New...
...4 While in America you hope to become: Rich Well educated A member of B'nai B'rith A martyr 5 The person you'd most like to meet in the United States is: Julia Roberts Michael Jordan Sirhan Sirhan 6. Are you sure you are not a terrorist...
...News item Non-Racial Profiling Registration Form For New Visitors Department of Homeland Security Tom Ridge, Director of Budgetary and Statutory Authority 1. Name (check one)* Abdullah Mohammed Ali Saddam Osama Yasser *If none of the above, you may toss out form, and Welcome to America...
...Yes No Undecided 7 If you met Elton John you would: Ask for an autograph Show him your poetry Stone him to death 8. If you changed your mind and decided to become a terrorist, would you come in and fill out another form...
...Yes No 3 The U.S...
...Yes No...
...government does not discriminate on the basis of race, ethnicity, or creed, but do you by any chance have swarthy skin, a bushy black mustache, and a remarkable fondness for hummus...
...Yes No What's hummus?* *If you check this, Welcome to America...
...2. Are you a terrorist...
Vol. 7 • June 2002 • No. 39
