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Parody Robert Blake allegedly tried to hire Hollywood stunt men to murder his wife. —News item BEVERLY HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT "DON'T DO THE GRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME" Coroner's...
...3. Blows to the side of the face with liquor bottle made of molded candy 4. Suffered abrasions when her car plowed through several sidewal^ fruit sufnjT^^into conveniently placed pile of cardboard boxes...
...Final note: Strangely, when victim was discovered body had Xs where her eyes should have been...
...News item BEVERLY HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT "DON'T DO THE GRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME" Coroner's Report Cause of Death: Homicide The victim suffered repeated blows with a variety of including: 1. Repeated punches to the air m front of her face2. Blows to the top of the head with saloon chair made of balsa wood...
...6. Victim forced to run on top of moving train ^ ^ ^ byT^ trator Escaped into tunnel only to discover ancient Inca booby traps> ^re tncSodiS f rollingball of stone and wobbly bridge over river of fire 7. Victim finally perished of leukemia after reconciling with long lost brother, Robby Benson...
...5. Attacked by army of machine gun-wietttog M, whUe ^unately ' suffering only minor scrapes from bullet that grazed scalp...
Vol. 7 • May 2002 • No. 33
