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Parody U.S. admits errors in letting Osama bin Laden escape from Tora Bora. —News item Memo To: Sec. Rumsfeld From: Internal Affairs, Investigate Am, JCS Date: May 1, 2002 Dear Mr....
...made at Tora Bora, which resulted in OBLs escape: 1. Should have known he was clearing out when he packed up his garden gnomes...
...2 Failed to freeze his frequent flier mileage accounts...
...6. Recon pilots shouldn't have been fooled by "Geesus Saves" bumper sticker on his Mercedes...
...9. Psychological profile erroneous in its condusion that he would be too afraid to fly after 9/U...
...7. Border guards fell for his, "You know 1 get that all the time" 8. Never suspected he would travel during new episode of "Antiques Roadshow...
...Didn't send in Israelis...
...5 Relied on barricade set up by Dutch peacekeepers...
...As per your request, here is a list of mistakes the U.S...
...3. Failed to follow up after he consulted Madame Cle° about a prospective escape route...
...4. Should have taken mail forwarding request more seriously...
...Secretary...
Vol. 7 • April 2002 • No. 32
