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Byrd Droppings Want a laugh? Hie on over to Sen. Robert C. Byrd's official Web page—www.senate.gov/~byrd—and click the appropriately labeled "About Me" option. Then follow the link for "My Story,"...
...Not so, however, according to the Bush Justice Department, which has decided to handle this politically sensitive issue as if it's juggling porcupines...
...The Kinsley Retort If you don't resist the temptation, you can spend a lot of time swatting down snide Michael Kinsley columns (is that a redundancy...
...True, Thomas was targeted because he was opposed to abortion and racial quotas...
...Can anyone imagine that if Thomas's enemies had found such a person, we would not already have heard sworn testimony...
...Who can give us a setting, or time...
...Over the last several years in New Jersey, the proposition that the Garden State's highway troopers are guilty of racial profiling became a stereotypical certainty as commonplace as assuming their penchant for bad mustaches and Krispy Kreme donuts...
...But what he was accused of was something quite different: Namely, that he had once said tasteless things and was a weirdo and sex fiend...
...Indeed, he mocks Thomas as the "martyr-saint of American conservatism...
...Predictably, the head of the state's NAACP chapter, the Rev...
...If Thomas did discuss Roe v. Wade (he was at Yale when the case was decided), how is it possible that the liberal kneecap machine, the last word on gossip and video rentals, couldn't find and bring forward one colleague or classmate to report it...
...but sometimes resistance is futile...
...This, from the same groups who a few years later would run to embrace a president accused, by three different women, of (1) dropping his pants before a subordinate...
...Clarence) Thomas for a March 14 op-ed in the Wall Street Journal, in which she commiserated with Judge Charles Pickering, based on his and her husband's experiences with ad hominem left-wing efforts to kill their judicial nominations (successful in Pickering's case...
...Two years ago, the Clinton Justice Department inflicted a consent decree on the smokies, rapping their knuckles for stopping speeding blacks more than speeding whites...
...Byrd is also, unless The ScrapBOOK is mistaken, the only current senator ever to have served, back in the 1940s, as a recruiting "Kleagle" for the Ku Klux Klan...
...Unfair at Any Speed...
...The bad news for anti-profiling activists is that according to a new study, blacks do speed more on Jersey highways than whites...
...But for some reason the otherwise self-lovingly meticulous "My Story" leaves out these and other details of the great man's record on questions of race—like that Byrd led the filibuster against the Civil Rights Act of 1964...
...The rest, as they say, is history, as the newly minted statesman, "continuing my upward trajectory," rises to become president pro tempore of the Senate and achieves various other "feats" and "distinctions" and "milestones" and "honors"—more of them "than any other Senator or any party...
...William Rutherford, has publicly denounced the meticulously documented study as false, even though he hasn't read it...
...Commissioned by the state, the study was performed by a contractor, the Public Services Research Institute, which, over a three-month period, photographed tens of thousands of motorists on the New Jersey turnpike, while clocking them with radar guns...
...in the history of the Republic...
...Defining "speeder" as someone traveling more than 15 mph over the posted speed limit, researchers found that in a 65 mph zone, blacks were nearly twice as likely to speed as whites...
...Kinsley outdoes himself in a short closing salvo, asserting that Thomas "clearly lied under oath—or at least willfully deceived—in claiming that he never discussed Roe v. Wade and had no opinion about it...
...As the New York Times first reported, while the state planned to release the report in January, Mark Posner, a lawyer in the Justice Department's special litigation section, pressured them to withhold it, offering a laundry list of possible problems with the data, such as having to discard photographs because of weather and windshield glare (which wouldn't seem to skew results, since the sun tends to shine on everyone equally...
...Make that "West Virginian of the Century with a Couple of Decades Dropped Politely from View...
...Kinsley is underwhelmed by Clarence Thomas's confirmation ordeal...
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...On that count, score one for New Jersey police—sort of...
...2) groping a volunteer who had asked his assistance...
...and (3) rape...
...Who can give us his words, or their general tenor...
...Who can say that one day in the Quad—after classes— over coffee—over a beer—they had such a chat...
...This would appear to put a serious crimp in the notion that New Jersey law enforcement officials disproportionately stop black drivers based on their color, rather than their speed...
...But as Heather Mac Donald writes on City Journal's website (www.city-jour-nal.org/dev/html/eon_3_27_02hm.html), most studies purporting to prove racial profiling use "crude population measures...
...And he's the only current senator to have used the N-word on national television, a "feat" he performed just this past year...
...And he's the only current senator ever to have sworn, a few years later, that he would rather "die a thousand times . . . than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds...
...Did he...
...Such unyielding bias won't qualify Rutherford for a job as a traffic empiricist, but he might want to drop a résumé off at the Justice Department's special litigation section...
...Such an analysis is clearly specious, since it fails to say what percentage of speeders are black...
...Byrd's cringe-making first-person essay, entitled "From Humble Beginnings to West Virginian of the Century," begins with little Bobby "mastering life's early lessons" as a "virtual orphan" in the coalfields of West Virginia, and watches him in slackjawed admiration until it comes time, just after World War II, to develop a "new vision of what my home state and my country could be...
...who was pummeled so brutally by vicious gangs of Democrats and liberals—who accused him of being a right-wing ideologue with a closed mind about abortion rights, among other vicious lies—that he now lies comatose in the Supreme Court...
...No one can know other people's opinions, but a "discussion" would involve at least one other person, and frequently more...
...The attacks on Thomas were indeed vicious...
...Which is saying quite a lot...
...arguing, say, that if 24 percent of speeding stops on a particular stretch of highway were of black drivers, in a city or state where blacks make up 19 percent of the population, the police are over-stopping blacks...
...Then follow the link for "My Story," where you'll find what has to be the greatest example of unchecked, un-selfconscious egotism currently on display in Washington...
...Temptation in this case is Kinsley's column tweaking Virginia (Mrs...
...And still are...
...This must be satire...
Vol. 7 • April 2002 • No. 29
