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Parody "But unlike our war against al Qaeda, there is a series of agreements in place that will lead to peace. And therefore we're going to work hard to see if we can't, as they say, get into...

...Q: Confidence-building measures...
...Where there are agreements in place, obvi-ously, nations don’t have to choose sides because the agreements preempt the side-taking.They can take sides against the modalities of the agreements, the procedures at the table,but as long as they are proceeding with the confidence-building measures entailed inMitchell and previewed by Tenet as a road toward Oslo...
...President Bush, at his March 13 press conference distinguishing between American efforts to combat terror and Israeli efforts For Immediate Release Office of the Press Secretary March 21, 2002 Presidential Press Conference The James S. Brady Briefing Room Q: Mr...
...And therefore we're going to work hard to see if we can't, as they say, get into Tenet, and eventually Mitchell...
...It gets you toward Tenet, and Tenet gets you toward Mitchell...
...Tenet agreements.Mitchell agreements, procedural agreements and agreements on procedures...
...A: Except where there are agreements in place...
...A: I would hope they wouldn’t do anything that might be, frankly, not helpful...
...Q: So to be clear...
...Say Arafat sends a suicide bomber to blow up a pizzeria on Monday, and then adisco on Tuesday, but then on Wednesday he doesn’t send anybody...
...President, how would you advise Israelis to respond to the Latest round of suicide bombings...
...I go back towhat KofiAnnan said on this because I want to be clear...
...A: Yes...
...Could you explain...
...Now that Israel is trying to disrupt those terrororganizations’ suicide bombing operations, you say their efforts are not helpful...
...I think I said this in my September 20speech, that we look at this as a global lockbox, or rather an axis of lockboxes, and the lock-box cannot be compromised by destabilizing modalities that are, frankly, not helpful...
...We’ve reit-erated that we see Tenet as an avenue that will lead us to Mitchell, and that if we can getinto Mitchell that will create the CBMs that will eventually serve as an entrance ramp backonto Oslo...
...Q: Mr...
...So that’s where I stand...
...President, during your State of the Union Address you specifically listed Hamas andIslamic Jihad as terrorist organizations...
...There are agreements...
...You said early in the war on terror that all nations would have to choose sides, to fight against terror or side with terror...
...That’s a confidence-building measure...
...Clarity is key...
...And thehip bone is connected to the thigh bone, and the thigh bone is connected to the knee bone,which leads you back into Tenet and Mitchell...
...Is that clear...
...And as Annan said,the Tenet process will accelerate the Annan protocols which will climax with the Resolution242 outcroppings leading to the Taba spring rolls...
...A: You see there’s a process...
...What I said was that Hamas, Hezbollah, and Islamic Jihad arethree members of what I called the Axis of Tenet...

Vol. 7 • March 2002 • No. 27


 
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