Parody
Parody "The Massachusetts Democrat told Roll Call that he has been quietly keeping I a record of his own memories of the momentous events of the last four V decades—taking notes during key meetings...
...Berlin Wall comes down...
...Admits he cheated on Spanish test too but didn’t get caught...
...Croutons back on the White House salads...
...This time I ask for seconds...
...He says, “No...
...Also, went to some bars but no women there...
...He doesn’t get the joke since we’re talking on the phone and he can’t see me...
...Parody "The Massachusetts Democrat told Roll Call that he has been quietly keeping I a record of his own memories of the momentous events of the last four V decades—taking notes during key meetings and dictating into a tape recorder at the end of particularly significant days...
...Then on the way out I saw he hadn’t finished his...
...There was an Egyptian guy there too, as well as a short Israeli guy...
...I stuffed them in my jacket pocket and ate them on the way back to Capitol Hill...
...Shut Up...
...January 25, 1977 Another White House lunch, this time with President Carter since President Nixon is out of office...
...Nearly drove off the bridge going home...
...The time off did him good...
...December 13, 1991 I think Quayle’s cheating at tic-tac-toe...
...Teddy Kennedy August 7, 1974 President Nixon called in some congressional leaders...
...I held a spoon up to one of the Israeli aides and his head looked upside down but his yarmulke didn’t fall off...
...He offers to work with me on education bill...
...November 9, 1989 Historic day...
...Gorbachev, can you stick out your tongue and touch your nose...
...Gives me nickname: Jabba the Hutt...
...And I say, “I can...
...I say, “Mr...
...During the soup course I noticed that if you look at your reflection in the hollow side of the spoon you look upside down, but if you turn the spoon over you are right side up...
...He said he was going to make an important announcement and then started weeping about something...
...Looks much younger...
...Roll Call newspaper, reporting that Ted Kennedy has been secretly keeping a diary My Diary by Sen...
...Experience counts...
...Felt lonely...
...Must ask Dodd if he has them in Connecticut...
...January 25, 2001 Met with George Bush...
...And I stick out my tongue and touch my nose with my index finger...
...Seems there are garages where all the mechanics are women...
...I give him nickname: George Bush...
...First convention at which I didn’t get to give a concession speech since I forgot to run...
...The croutons on my salad were excellent...
...I open with a joke...
...Ben Bradlee says he’s a bad guy, but he looks OK to me...
...Asked Sam Ervin if I could have his...
...I was distracted during the meeting by a question that had come up in that month’s issue of Penthouse Forum...
...July 19, 1984 Democratic Convention in San Francisco...
...Amazing 47-game winning streak...
...I ate them all first...
...I call Gorbachev personally for high-level diplomacy...
...February 4, 1981 The new president likes jelly beans...
...He said, “No...
Vol. 7 • March 2002 • No. 25
