Parody
Parody February 14, 3:45 a.m. Instapundit had a good piece on the rise of blogging, the creation of web sites to link to interesting pieces on the web, drawing my attention to the point that...
...Sullivan also scores me for not mentioning that George W. Bush walks on water...
...Writing in NationalReview.com, Jonah Goldberg nicely rebuts Rich Lowry's amendment to Ramesh's observation that Tim Noah was wrong to object to Mickey Kaus's point about the conflict of interest between Microsoft and Enron in the Cheney energy task force defense...
...Correction...
...Is anybody out there...
...If you click here, you will get this same page...
...Goldberg buys Rich's claim that if the task force didn't actually meet at the OEOB, but held its consultations merely via the internet in cyberspace, then the reporting requirements would have been lower, but Noah is obtuse in reference to my own brilliant piece contesting Tim's ontological point on the Enron conflicts of interest policy, which had been dissected fully by Dick Morris in Salon, only to be ignored when the Moose tackled the issue in the Onion...
...There's an interesting exchange on Taliblog between Mullah Omar and Osama.com on the hair color of the 70 virgins who await martyrs in heaven...
...The Supreme Pontiff couldn't have been clearer in his efforts to side with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost and against the Devil, the Prince of Darkness, and Beelzebub...
...Alert readers want to know if Britney Spears has had breast reduction surgery after watching her video in which the formerly busty star appears to have slimmed down her front porch, which had grown to Pamela Andersonesque proportions in this video, after having been normally adolescent in Britney's early work...
...The one-eyed mullah cites the Punjab Pundit to the effect that the virgins all have Britney Spears colored hair, who differs with Zealotcity.com who claims their hair resembles that of a small cow...
...Instapundit had a good piece on the rise of blogging, the creation of web sites to link to interesting pieces on the web, drawing my attention to the point that George Santayana once made to the effect that those who don't have a life are forced to invent one...
...At stake here is the salvation of mankind, which is nicely illustrated in this posting by Raphael called the Last Judgment...
...Good News: This site now has 569,902 unique visitors every hour, or at least every hour during which the words Britney Spears appear for the search engines...
...The same with here, here, and here...
...Andrew Sullivan takes me to task for not knowing that the devil and the prince of darkness are the same entity, and that both are ancient names for Paul Krugman...
...Goldberg, Lowry, and Noah expressed their own opinions here, here, and here, but without fully tackling Mickey's final conclusion about welfare reform being the key, so nicely picked up on by the OpinionJournal, Mediacentral.com, and RealClearPolitics...
...Meanwhile, in the conflict between good and evil, the Pope has clearly sided with good and against evil in this bull he jotted down on Vaticanblog.com...
...But Virginia Postrel slams Sullivan, Stephen Ambrose, as well as this David Corn column and Glenn Reynolds for not writing me to correct my Raphael reference, citing this James Glassman piece...
...I have lost all touch with reality, and only live to comment on the comments that other bloggers have made in reference to my notes about their comments...
Vol. 7 • February 2002 • No. 22
