The Ghost of Christmas Past
BOTTUM, J.
The Ghost of Christmas Past Charles Dickens’s triumph OTTUM It's almost impossible not to know how it opens. "Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that." Charles...
...The very spirit of the thing, in doing it, leaves a horrible despondency behind...
...Magoo in the 1962 cartoon, for that matter...
...So, too, nothing that the Ghost of Christmas Present shows to the old miser comes true...
...So he decided, in cold, commercial calculation, that he would write a Christmas story and make the £1,000 he needed to take his family away to Italy for a long vacation...
...He would have snapped 'em short off in a minute, like sticks of sealing-wax...
...and shaving requires attention, even when you don't dance while you are at it...
...You don't get the manic speed, or the almost insane energy, or the sheer delight in writing down words...
...F.R...
...English literature has had perhaps a dozen authors who would or could have done the doorknocker...
...But it was this sort of odd twist of language that James Joyce, with his infallible eye, seized upon when he reached Dickens in the historical parodies of English prose that make up the maternity chapter of Ulysses...
...Of course they can...
...You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail...
...and thinking whereof he walked about the black streets of London fifteen and twenty miles many a night when all sober folk had gone to bed...
...One feels pedantic objecting to the illogic of ghosts, but in A Christmas Carol they behave more inconsistently than even ghosts deserve...
...he needed esteem, and the tepid response to Martin Chuzzlewit brought home to him just how tired he was...
...But the story isn't exactly what anyone would call tight...
...He forced upon his publisher expensive plates and bindings, and though the first edition's six thousand copies sold out on the very first day of publication, the initial quarter's sales brought him less than a third of the money he was hoping for...
...What can't be imitated is the energy...
...When A Christmas Carol was done, he "broke out like a madman," with "such din-nings, such dancings, such conjurings, such blind-man's-bluffings, such theatre-goings, such kissings-out of old years and kissings-in of new ones never took place in these parts before...
...George Orwell spotted this in Dickens...
...That, too, was Dickens...
...Dickens and Forster, above all, exerted themselves till the perspiration was pouring down and they seemed drunk with their efforts," she described it in a letter...
...They'll have instead the enormous "prize turkey" Scrooge has sent: "He never could have stood upon his legs, that bird...
...But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile...
...The new Scrooge presumably meets his own death not alone—his very shirt and bed curtains stolen from around his corpse—but surrounded by his adoring nephew Fred, Fred's wife, her plump sister, Bob Cratchit, and Tiny Tim, to whom he becomes "a second father...
...John Sutherland, the hilarious solver of minor literary problems in such books as Was Heathcliff a Murderer...
...Of course, being Dickens, he couldn't leave it alone...
...The damned thing couldn't have been fully cooked until midnight...
...And yet, neither is Scrooge simply a placeholder for a fairy tale's figure of conversion...
...Your brains...
...Even critics as good as Edmund Wilson and Lionel Trilling didn't manage it: They were too honest to deny that Dickens, like Shakespeare, was the great writer of his age—and then they went back to working on their essays about William Makepeace Thackeray and George Eliot, novelists on whom they could actually use their gifts Curiously, postmodernism managed better, not in its multicultural aspect of race, class, and gender, but in its fascination with language—for one of the things that makes Dickens run is language...
...and he did look cautiously behind it first, as if he half expected to be terrified with the sight of Marley's pigtail sticking out into the hall...
...Think of the names in his fiction: Scrooge and Jarndyce and Betsy Trotwood and Oliver Twist...
...You don't get the hallucinogenic animation of inanimate objects...
...When the Ghost of Christmas Present arrives, Dickens squanders five hundred words (out of twenty-eight thousand) describing fruiter's and grocer's shops: "There were great, round, pot-bellied baskets of chestnuts, shaped like the waistcoats of jolly old gentlemen, lolling at the doors, and tumbling out into the street in their apoplectic opulence...
...While Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Past watch old Fezzi-wig's party, "in came the cook, with her brother's particular friend, the milkman...
...His sending of young Martin and Mark Tapley off to America helped, and the book gradually "forced itself up in people's opinion...
...And as for the story and characters, they are, on their face, a mess...
...There were moments when Freudian interpretation seemed to grant some real insights into literature (although, as Harold Bloom put it, one always felt that Shakespeare was a better reader of Freud than Freud was of Shakespeare...
...Orwell knew in his bones that Dickens was an author "worth fighting for," and yet he finally had to argue against Scrooge's conversion, on the grounds that Dickens never realized the social, in addition to the personal, structure of evil...
...The guests at Fred's Christmas party won't make fun of Scrooge, because Scrooge will be there...
...The critic Edmund Wilson once suggested that the solution to the main figure's psychology lay in recognizing that Scrooge was a deeply divided man who would shortly revert to his miserliness...
...In the Cratchits' kitchen, the "potatoes, bubbling up, knocked loudly at the saucepan-lid to be let out and peeled...
...I see a vacant seat," the Ghost reports, "in the poor chimney-corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved"—but at the story's end, after Scrooge's reformation, we are assured that Tiny Tim "did not die...
...I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail...
...I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade...
...For that matter, what is the poultry shop doing "half open" at six on Christmas morning—and why hasn't the poulterer already sold his prize bird, which, intended for a Christmas feast, is going to go bad in very short order...
...It is the "higher form" of nursery stories, for Dickens doesn't bother with brooms and wardrobes magically come alive...
...But Dickens lived on his popularity...
...Country's done for...
...The most Dickensian moment early in A Christmas Carol comes when Scrooge arrives home in the evening to see Marley's face in his door-knocker: "He did pause, with a moment's irresolution, before he shut the door...
...But that's because traditional Christmas mythology actually involves the Christ who will become the Savior with his death and resurrection, and Dickens always wants to avoid hard cosmological edges of Christian theology...
...Mind...
...It is impossible to go on working the brain to that extent for ever," he told Forster...
...If I could work my will...
...As prolific an author as there has ever been, he was always living not on what he had done, but on money received for the promise of his next book...
...And if you could have seen me at the children's party at Macready's the other night . . ." Jane Carlyle did see him at that party for the actor William Charles Macready's children...
...In came the boy from over the way, who was suspected of not having board enough from his master...
...He's Ralph Nickleby and Arthur Gride, the businessman villains of Nicholas Nickleby, ratcheted up too far to be a mere marker of villainy—just as after his conversion, he's Nicholas Nickleby's Cheeryble brothers, or Fezziwig from his own past, cranked up in absolutely insane glee: "Shaving was not an easy task, for his hand continued to shake very much...
...You may get the story and the characters—but you don't get Dickens...
...Why do we have to know all this...
...There were . . . Norfolk Biffins, squab and swarthy, setting off the yellow of the oranges and lemons, and, in the great compactness of their juicy persons, urgently entreating and beseeching to be carried home in paper bags and eaten after dinner...
...Scrooge has far too much energy, takes far too much joy in being joyless...
...But only Dickens is capable of the pigtail...
...There are perhaps seven thousand named characters in his stories, and every single one has more put in him than necessary...
...you are going to dash my brains out against the folding doors...
...More sensible critics managed not much better...
...In the obituary he wrote for the Times when Dickens died, Anthony Trol-lope complained how unfair it was: Every other novelist has to bend his fiction to match reality, while reality bent itself to match Dickens...
...His friend, unofficial agent, and biographer, John Forster, claimed that Dickens took a "secret delight" in giving "a higher form" to nursery stories, and the fairy-tale quality is one of the things the reader feels immediately in A Christmas Carol...
...But one of the reasons Freudianism failed as a theory of interpretation is that it could never get its arms around Dickens: He didn't seem to have any psychology at all in his books—just psychological truth...
...English flatheads" and "little moralistic females a la George Eliot," Nietzsche called them, who thought they could preserve Christian morality without much Christian religion...
...You don't get the comedy running over and under the sentimentality...
...Meanwhile, the characters are as unconvincing as the plot...
...every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart...
...Scrooge has "a gloomy suite of rooms, in a lowering pile of building up a yard, where it had so little business to be, that one could scarcely help fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and have forgotten the way out again...
...Leavis painted himself into such a corner that he ended up insisting that Hard Times was Dickens's most important work...
...Even the unnamed characters can't help becoming Dickensian...
...Louis Cazamian saw little in Dickens besides a philosophie de Noel...
...But once there, she found herself, like everyone else, caught up in the Dickensian world...
...The life and the magic are in the words...
...She hadn't slept well for weeks—hadn't slept at all for two nights—and she was quarreling again with her husband, Thomas Car-lyle...
...Then the dancing . .. the gigantic Thackeray &c &c all capering like Maenades...
...trying to hide himself behind the girl from next door but one...
...Chesterton, normally Dickens's most consistent promoter, complained that Dickens, faced with the single event around which the world has developed the most mythology, decided to invent his own Christmas mythology...
...like a person in the treadmill who must move forward or be crushed to death...
...There's some deep reflection in that scene, an image for the age: the mad Victorian extrovert Charles Dickens, his most popular book just finished, gathering up everyone around him and infusing them like puppets with his own Christmas energy...
...Let them go...
...After talking to Marley's ghost until "past two" in the morning, Scrooge "went straight to bed, without undressing," only to awake to meet the Ghost of Christmas Past at midnight—two hours before he fell asleep and "clad but slightly in his slippers, dressing-gown, and nightcap...
...a universal country dance was proposed—and Forster seizing me round the waist whirled me into the thick of it, and made me dance...
...And think of his propensity for describing inanimate objects with the adjectives of life...
...and Who Betrays Elizabeth Bennett?, has a funny little note about the problems the family faced roasting that turkey...
...This is a massive diminish-ment of what St...
...He can't leave anything alone—which is exactly what makes A Christmas Carol a triumph: the energy, the madness, the darting from thing to thing, the extravagance invested in every moment...
...But Jane Carlyle went home and slept—and slept and slept, her first healthy sleep in what felt to her like years...
...Most parodies of Dickens get no further than the Dick-ensian sentimentality and philosophie de Noel...
...Only think of that excellent Dickens playing the conjuror for one whole hour—the best conjuror I ever saw...
...The Cratchits won't have their little goose, "eked out by apple-sauce and mashed potatoes...
...And the truth is that Dickens's language could be peculiar...
...and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the J. Bottum is Books & Arts editor of THE WEEKLY STANDARD...
...You don't get much of that narrator's voice in the films we've all seen, over and over, every Christmas—with Alas-tair Sim in the 1951 version, or George C. Scott in the 1984 version, or Mr...
...and then Dickens took Forster and Thackeray off to his house "'to finish the night there' and a royal night they would have of it I fancy...
...You don't get the wordiness: "I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly...
...Dickens is like some mad magician, incapable of not transforming each thing that happens to catch his eye...
...But this does seem rather pushing it...
...he answered, "who cares about their brains here...
...Of course, we don't demand much real coherence from the tale, which is in itself a revealing fact about the success of Dickens's art...
...And didn't the Cratchits wonder where their meal had come from...
...After supper when we were all madder than ever with the pulling of crackers, the drinking of champagne, and the making of speeches...
...You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato," he says to Marley's ghost...
...this is the man who gave English the phrase "our mutual friend," when what he meant was a shared or common friend...
...Social criticism, in its turn, tried to present Dickens as the unsystematic version of Marx and Engels, and A Christmas Carol as the slightly more popular version of The Condition of the Working Classes in England in 1844...
...Once I cried out, "Oh for the love of Heaven let me go...
...They can do anything they like...
...But who remembers how the second paragraph runs...
...There were ruddy, brown-faced, broad-girthed Spanish Onions, shining in the fatness of their growth like Spanish Friars, and winking from their shelves in wanton slyness at the girls as they went by, and glanced demurely at the hung-up mistletoe...
...Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol has been filmed at least forty-two times and dramatized for the stage in over thirty different versions—the first within days of the book's publication in 1843, a pirated play that Dickens spent £700 in court costs fighting before he won an uncollectable judgment against its producers (and thereby found the material for the great Chancery case of Jarndyce v. Jarndyce that lies at the center of Bleak House, but that's another story...
...The Edwardians hated him for his sentimentality, his indulgence of the grotesque, and his desexualized "legless angels"—and also for his Victorian energy, so alien to their own ironic lethargy...
...The biographer Edgar Johnson seems wrong when he says that "Christmas has for Dickens no more than the very smallest connection with Christian theology or dogma...
...There's plenty of Christianity in the Christmas books, from the preface, in which Dickens claims his purpose was to write "a whimsical kind of masque" that might "awaken some loving and forbearing thoughts, never out of season in a Christian land," to the most sentimental moment in A Christmas Carol, in which Tiny Tim "hoped the people saw him in the church, because he was a cripple, and it might be pleasant to them to remember upon Christmas Day, who made lame beggars walk, and blind men see...
...Even G.K...
...Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail," the famous first paragraph of A Christmas Carol ends...
...And in it, the mad Victorian introvert Jane Carlyle at last finding rest...
...He was supporting a huge household far beyond his income, he had to act as his own promoter and copyright protector, and he had written six major novels in seven years...
...The scene rose "to something not unlike the rape of the Sabines...
...There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are...
...But even to speak of "Scrooge's psychology" is to miss the point—like demanding to see character development in Little Red Riding Hood and the big, bad wolf...
...But the secularizing impulse is already present...
...He was probably intended to be that, but Dickens can't leave him alone...
...Twentieth-century criticism never figured out quite what to do with Dickens...
...You'd no more complain of its creaky plot than you'd stop to demand greater structural integrity from Rumpelstiltskin...
...That phrase "the great compactness of their juicy persons" could be imitated if one tried...
...The Edwardians were right about Dickens's Victorianism—except that he was a hyper-Victorian, with all the virtues and vices of his age raised to something like the platonic ideal by the enormous power of his stamina...
...It isn't just with Scrooge that Dickens can't leave well enough alone...
...Well, as the reformed Scrooge says on Christmas morning, "The Spirits have done it all in one night...
...Apparently nothing the poor Ghost of Christmas Future shows Scrooge comes true...
...He began A Christmas Carol early in October and finished it before the end of November—while, as he described it in a letter, he "wept and laughed, and wept again, and excited himself in a most extraordinary manner in the composition...
...In the months before he wrote A Christmas Carol in 1843, Dickens's serial publication of Martin Chuzzlewit had not been going well, the first of his full novels to receive less than universal acclaim...
...To read The Life of Our Lord that Dickens wrote for his own children is to think that the key moment in Christianity is Christmas, not Easter—and the key teaching of Jesus is "Suffer little children, and forbid them not to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven...
...You don't get the facetiousness: "my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for...
...Paul knew was the scandal of Christianity, but it's very Victorian—a reflection of all that was advanced, generous, liberal, high-minded, and doomed in the Gladston-ian vision of a modern Christian state...
...No wonder Bob ^ Cratchit was a "full eighteen minutes and a half, behind his time" at work the next morning...
...by the time he was done creating a fictional bootboy like Sam Weller or a fictional miser like Scrooge, real bootboys and misers turned themselves into Dickens's characters...
Vol. 7 • December 2001 • No. 15
