Parody
Parody The Bush administration has appointed a new undersecretary of state y for public diplomacy. Charlotte Beers, a career advertising executive, will lead a propaganda effort designed to...
...Charlotte Beers, a career advertising executive, will lead a propaganda effort designed to convince people across the Middle East that the bombing of Afghanistan is directed against specific terrorists, not against Muslims generally...
...Besides, you ought to thank Allah We've still not used our biggest bomb...
...Beers says, is "definitely the most elegant brand I've ever had to work with...
...What do you think...
...Previously, her best known "brands" were commercial products like Oscar Mayer all-beef wieners...
...But though we try real hardto am, Some stuff may go astmy...
...News item MEMORANDUM TO- Colin Powell FROM: Charlotte Beers DATE.November 19, 2001 SUBJECT Ad Campaign Jingle Final draft from the copywriters...
...Our target has but one name, It's O-S-A-M-A...
...That doesn't mean we hate Islam, To most of you we say "Salaam...
...Goes to the tune of "My BolognaHas a M fTests great with the focus groups...
...foreign policy, Ms...
Vol. 7 • November 2001 • No. 10
