Parody
Parody Madeleine Albright and a delegation of State Department diplomats swoon during their visit with North Korean tyrant Kim Jong Il. —News item My Glorious T.ife:The Memoirs of kim tong...
...b. Thank goodness you didn't bring that jerk,Dick Holbrooke...
...Step 6. Opening lines: a. Welcome to Pyongyang...
...d. In retrospect, I didn't really want to fire weapons into Japanese airspace,it was just a cry for help...
...e. This North Korean merlot really brings out my soft, sensual side...
...Come here often...
...Nothing makes a girl’s toes tingle more than the sight of 50,000 strapping young fanatics willing to commit mass suicide on your behalf...
...Do I make the check out to Hillary for Senate...
...Guerrilla uniforms work for bearded dictators— Castro, Arafat, etc.—but the sensitive Mao jacket says “Simple Abundance...
...You see, I'm reaUy quite lonely...
...Step 4. Throw a Nuremberg-style rally...
...c. I bet you're wondering why the new missile is called Long Dong...
...f. No, no, I'd be happy to do it...
...Step 2. Wear a Mao jacket...
...Step 3. Show that big planetar ium-sized belly (reminds her that unlike the citizens of your country, you’re getting three square meals a day...
...News item My Glorious T.ife:The Memoirs of kim tong Il Chapter 12 How to Pick Up Chicks From Communist Dictator to Babe Magnet in 15 Minutes Step 1. Brush your hair straight up (makes you look taller...
...Step 5. Mention that you like jazz (in the realm of dictator sexbombs, one name stands above all others—Yuri Andropov...
Vol. 6 • November 2000 • No. 8
