Parody
Parody Former president Bill Clinton agreed to sell the worldwide rights to publish his memoirs to Alfred A. Knopf Inc. for a record advance of more than $10 million. —News item Alfred A....
...Putin, I really like your soul...
...When I heard Streisand breathing to the Unc^n Bedroom, I got out my video cam and crawled up to the keyhole...
...There's nothing more fun than thirty days in Crawford, Texas...
...MEMORANDUM Date: September 19, 2009 To: Mort Janklow, Literary Agent From: Sonny Mehta, Knopf Publishing I understand you are upset that we are unable to offer your client, George W. Bush, the same size advance we offered Bill Clinton eight years ago...
...News item Alfred A. Knopf Publishers, Inc...
...Hillary, I have to tell you s°mething you're not going to want...
...When I heard Cheney breathing In the Treaty Room, I blew up a paper bag and snuck up behind him...
...Bush "Mr...
...But this is not a case of political bias...
...I hope you will see why we concluded that the Clinton book had more commercial possibilities than the Bush book...
...Yes, I agree they both had impressive eight-year runs in the White House, and they both lef t quite popular...
...To try to prove that, I’ve compared excerpts from the Clinton memoir, Inside the Beltline: An Oral History, with passages from the Bush proposal...
...to hear...
...So on the w^, I our f of $3,500 is quite generous...
...Eleanor, I told you never to wear a bra in the Oval Office...
...Karl, I told you never to wear a pager in the Oval Offire...
...I could go on, but I think you catch my drift...
...Mr Defense Secretary, I'm going to have to tell you something you're not going to want to hear...
...Clinton "Paula, I love the way your ba^ falls down around your shoulders...
...There's nothing more fun than four babes lathered in McDonald's special Big Mac sauce...
Vol. 6 • August 2001 • No. 46
