The Stolen Car Process
DORON, DANIEL
The Stolen Car Process Try getting your Ford Taurus back from the Palestinian Authority, and you will learn why Oslo failed. BY DANIEL DORON Jerusalem The best customer service in Israel is...
...We got a call from a very soft-spoken, courteous gentleman, an Israeli Arab, who told us in graceful Hebrew that he'd been shopping around Ramallah for a cheap car...
...But in both cases, it turned out to be foolhardy to think that criminals suddenly will keep their word, respect agreements, and refrain from violence...
...The Palestinians who have become criminals are more dependent than ever on the Authority and afraid of its nine security services...
...He graciously referred me to his parliamentary assistant, who also knew the ropes, he assured me...
...Crime enriches the middle level bosses of the Authority's agencies and security services (the top guys get to steal millions in U.S...
...But it is also true that whatever deal one strikes with criminals or terrorists must be rigorously tested by gradual and careful implementation, in full awareness of the risks...
...It sported blinking lights and a siren, as befit its elevated status...
...and European Union aid), and supplements the small salaries that the Palestinian Authority, by far the largest employer, pays its 140,000 employees, who include 70,000 soldiers and "security personnel" (masquerading as policemen), many thousands of bureaucrats, and Arafat's army of sycophants and hangers-on...
...Stolen cars are mostly disassembled within minutes and sold as spare parts...
...ity of the Palestinian Authority...
...I also prayed that our Taurus would never be brought into Israel, as car bombs generally are, under the immunity of its Israeli license plates, its spacious baggage compartment stuffed full of explosives, nails, and cooking gas containers, the better to tear apart and incinerate as many passers-by as possible...
...Still, we concluded amicably that I would find an Israeli Arab who would do the honors, in no man's land...
...So I called Dr...
...Our highly taxed cars (the tax at least doubles the dealer's price) sell for $25,000 to $50,000, but fetch only between $2,000 and $4,000 when sold in parts...
...Some of this loot they use themselves, but much of it they sell to Israeli fences...
...Tibi has kindly assisted several Israeli movers and shakers to retrieve their expensive stolen cars through his good offices with Chairman Arafat, who lays down the law in the Authority even among thieves...
...It seemed reasonable to swallow our pride and pay up, since otherwise, even after collecting insurance, we would be $10,000 out of pocket if we replaced the car...
...But we had to arrange a safe venue and mode of transaction...
...that is, its eventual conversion into another Arab state...
...So the thieves concluded their best bet was to sell the Taurus back to us...
...They'd reportedly been trained in sterile break-in techniques, sniper shooting, and other such skills by the CIA...
...The saga began one night not long ago, when thieves picked two fairly sophisticated locks on our house and came in without a rustle while we were still awake...
...Oslo has conditioned Israelis to be "reasonable," that is, to make dangerous concessions even when the other side is not reasonable...
...But then Israel encircled Ramallah, to prevent Abu Awad and his Force 17 guys from delivering a car bomb...
...The idea was to make Arafat's forces better able to fight terrorism, but the Palestinians are putting their know-how to other purposes...
...He claimed they wanted $ 4,000, a fifth of its value on the normal used-car market...
...We later learned that operatives from Arafat's personal security guard, Force 17, were seen driving our car and had been involved in the theft...
...It is true, as Oslo's advocates pleaded, that enemies are who you make peace with, and reasons of state sometimes compel you to let a thief off the hook...
...The operations are very professional...
...Our story, then, is all about how criminal activity, when it becomes the norm, erodes the standards that make life in society possible (indeed, crime and misrule now terrorize most Palestinian Arabs, who live under a regime of protection rackets...
...BY DANIEL DORON Jerusalem The best customer service in Israel is offered by Palestinian car thieves...
...I was then invited to Ramallah, capital of the Palestinian Authority, to bring the ransom and collect the car...
...I almost felt proud...
...It looked eminently reasonable to pay a small sum to the thieves and get our car back rather than spend a large sum on a replacement—just as it looked eminently reasonable to give Arafat some territory and let him establish a state, however oppressive and corrupt, so that peace at last could reign...
...In pursuit of an elusive peace, Israeli leaders, egged on by State Department peacemakers, kept ignoring Arafat's continued support for violence...
...These roadblocks, which photograph so well and make such potent television symbols of Israeli oppression, have more holes than Swiss cheese...
...I gave up and bought a new car...
...I felt almost proud...
...As upsetting as it was, the episode would hardly merit attention except as a cautionary tale about the seductions of trying to cut a rational deal with criminals...
...It is practically risk free...
...But right after my call to parliamentarian Tibi, our gentle middleman disappeared...
...They also managed to evade the many roadblocks with which Israel has tried to encircle Palestinian towns in order to stop car bombs from reaching Israeli cities...
...So stealing cars has become a desirable occupation...
...The only Israelis who can enter Hamas strongholds in Gaza and come out alive are the fences...
...Since the current Intifada started last September, Palestinian wages have fallen to around $100 a month, and unemployment has risen to about 50 percent, especially among youths (which explains why so many are available for demonstrations...
...Income from crime has become a significant part of the Friends reported seeing our car fitted with a siren, flashing lights, and the official red plates of the Palestinian Authority...
...It turned out someone higher up had requisitioned the car...
...The car thieves earn a mere $150 per heist, so they steal several cars a night, sometimes simply carting them away with tow-trucks marked as municipal traffic clearance vehicles...
...It also speaks volumes about how the Palestinian Authority is governed and how this affects its relations with Israel...
...Uncertainty about their livelihood binds them in absolute loyalty to the source of all authority and funding, the boss of bosses, Yasser Arafat...
...When our Ford Taurus was stolen recently, the thieves very politely offered to sell it back to us...
...I was promised a delicious meal afterwards in one of Ramallah's best restaurants...
...or worse, that I would not be hacked to pieces, as has occasionally befallen Israelis who've innocently wandered into Palestinian towns...
...By incessant indoctrination and hate-mongering, Arafat redirects all their frustration against Israel...
...earnings of the Palestinian Authority's inhabitants, impoverished by Arafat's undeclared war on Israel...
...Why should they take my word that I wouldn't turn them in to the police if they came to East Jerusalem...
...After several bargaining sessions, all in good humor, we settled on $1,500...
...First we asked the thieves to return valuable records left in the car, as proof that they actually had it...
...My interlocutor was a bit offended when I declined, explaining that I could not rely on his word that he would not rob me and then speed away with our car...
...The thieves apparently had no trouble neutralizing the car's coded locking mechanism, two alarm systems, and satellite-tracking device (all required by insurers in Israel...
...So he decided to make a couple of bucks by helping the thieves sell it back to us...
...And they turned a blind eye to Arafat's complicity in a huge transfer of wealth from Israel to the Authority through robbery and theft...
...He found our Taurus too pricey...
...The assistant confirmed that he could arrange things, especially after I informed him that my car had been seen in the hands of his close friend Abu Awad, the commander of Ramal-lah's Force 17...
...A Palestinian friend retrieved them...
...It was also too modest a car in the Ramallah market, glutted with cheap stolen Volvos, Mercedes, BMWs, and Lexuses...
...But Tibi has been forced to stop performing this service, he explained, lest he spend all his time retrieving stolen cars...
...They took car keys, credit cards, cell phones, and other valuables...
...He is a member of Israel's parliament, representing a radical Arab nationalist party that advocates the transformation of Israel into a state without affiliation to its Jewish past or present...
...They demanded payment, but then agreed to leave the papers with a vegetable vendor just inside the boundary of the Palestinian Authority as a gesture of goodwill...
...When caught, car thieves are slapped with a small fine and given probation by Israel's liberal judges, hardly a deterrent considering the rewards...
...Ahmed Tibi, a personal adviser and close confidant of Arafat...
...So some 70,000 stolen cars are transferred annually from Israel to the Palestinian Authority, along with a great deal of industrial and farm equipment, whole dental clinics (several in one night in Jerusalem recently, plus a complete wood-working factory), hospital labs, herds of cattle, beehives, anything thieves can lay hands on with the complicDaniel Doron is director of the Israel Center for Social and Economic Progress...
...Ford sells few Tauruses in Israel, so there was little demand for our car's parts...
...Otherwise you end up paying the ransom but not getting your car back— or, in the case of Israel under Oslo, giving up vital strategic assets only to establish a terrorist state next-door and usher in a new era of bloodshed...
...I know...
...Arab friends reported seeing it emblazoned with the Palestinian Authority's official red plates...
...The thieves retaliated...
Vol. 6 • April 2001 • No. 30
