Parody
Parody An interview "would give you a chance to explain your experiences to our huge audience and also the opportunity to share your views and concerns, which I know you've long wanted to...
...And I’m sure that the number of deaths in your campaigns have been exaggerated—especially the report about a thirty-foot pile of skulls...
...Pillage” is one of those words that lends itself to distortion—as I hardly need tell you...
...What’s with this stuff about a “Gulag”—that some new Russian dance...
...Sieg and all that Katrina von Kurik Joe, baby, Long time since we’ve had you on the show, too long...
...from a bunch of nuts who claim you stole their nuclear bomb secrets and this would be a great opportunity to launch a proactive PR campaign—and where better than in a sit-down with me...
...Your place or mine...
...From a letter to the Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski, by NBC's Katie Couric, one of several journalistic suitors whose mash letters to Kaczynski are posted at TheSmokingGun.com...
...Of course we would submit a list of questions before the interview Managing Editor Good Morning Mongolia Ave Caligula, I was extremely sorry to hear about the untimely death of Tiberius, and I hope you got my note of condolence...
...If you were to let more people see the world through your eyes and to appreciate your passion for multi-cultural interactions, critics might stop describing you as “barbarously cruel,” and understand that to make an omelet, eggs must be broken...
...Barbius Walters XX/XX...
...Busy as you must be, an appearance on the Heute show would provide a vast audience which, I know, is anxious to hear “the other side of the story,” as we say in the entertainment business...
...I don’t for a moment put any stock in the rumors about your involvement, which must be terribly hurtful as you assume the responsibilities of ruling a magnificent empire...
...But seriously, you’re getting a bad press in the U.S...
...Larry Kingski Genghis Khan c/o Golden Horde Dear Temujin, if I may be so familiar: You may remember we met at the reception after you conquered north China (the Hot Pot was superb...
...I hear it’s stunning...
...I’m dying to see the new palace...
...Let’s both of us put on our best togas (purple is so your color) and chat about how it feels to hold the destinies of millions in your hands...
...We’ll fill the Forum...
...By the way, Eva’s hair seems terribly, you know, severe—I’d love to give her my hairdresser’s number...
...You need to get out of the Kremlin occasionally, pal...
...Parody An interview "would give you a chance to explain your experiences to our huge audience and also the opportunity to share your views and concerns, which I know you've long wanted to do...
...Mein Lieber Chancellor: The news coverage of Kristallnacht and the alleged excesses surely has been a disappointment as you continue the struggle to establish a vibrant Third Reich...
Vol. 6 • February 2001 • No. 22
