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...Parody OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT To: All Cabinet Designees From: Dick Cheney To help the President introduce you to the American peop^ please complete the following questionnaire: Phrase that best describes you: (a) "a good man" (b) "a sharp lady" (c) "a longtime Bush family toady" Position held in the Ford Administration: Politically, you would describe yourself as: (a) I don't really think labels mean anything...

...a) Hillary Clinton's health care plan...

...b) raising the gasoline tax (c) drive-through reproductive rights centers (d) global warming solutions (e) putting all the supply siders in a bus and diwmg it off a cliff (f) acquiescing to Saddam's conquest of Kuwait (g) affirmative action The day after you are appointed, the headline of the lead editorial in the Washington Post will read: (a) A Reassuring Choice (b) A Steady Hand At the Tiller (c) Competence, Not Ideology Favorite magazine: (a) Golf Digest (b) Corporate Jet Report (c) Smooth: The Magazine for Owners of Lincoln Cwtinwteb Aside from Condi Rice, do any one of you have an oil tanker named after you, and if not, why not...

...Which policy causes have you lobbied for that are antithetical to Republican party principles...

...If the president needs to reach you on Sunday, you can be found at: (a) Palm Springs (b) Any owner's box (c) Get real, nobody in this administration is going to work weekends...