Parody
Parody and gather voter information while keeping to the highest ethical standards. So we're changing the wording of Question. 2: Q2 IF YOU KNEW JOHN McCAIN HAD SUPPORTED THE ARKQNA BILL TO BAN...
...MORE LIKELY [ ] LESS LIKELY [ ] NOT SURE "What na hayll's a stock option...
...AWARE [ ] NOT AWARE [ ] NOT SURE Due to a phone screw-up, we weren't able to register IDASM as a lobbying group until this morning, and the endorsement isn't planned unW...
...should be tabulated under LESS LIKELY...
...But just for today...
...5: Q5 ARE YOU AWARE THAT JOHN McCAIN HAS RECEIVED THE ENDORSEMENT OF THE GROUP "INTRAVENOUS DRUG ABUSERS FOR SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC" (IDASM...
...We know how everyone else feels about it...
...Since voter attitudes on incest are in flux, it might be g°°d to have a question to figure out where they stand...
...2: Q2 IF YOU KNEW JOHN McCAIN HAD SUPPORTED THE ARKQNA BILL TO BAN HUNTING AND RAISE TAXES TO SUPPORT GAY SEX education for first GRADERS, WOULD THAT MAKE YOU LIKE HIM MORE...
...yes [ ] NO [ ] UNDECIDED That question should only be asked of the United Hunted of America list...
...Also, an important note on Question...
...and Ive a mind to call the po-lice...
...So in the interest of running a campaign that hews to the highest ethical standards, change HAS RECEIVED" to "IS ABOUT TO RECEIVE...
...So change Question 8 to read...
...should be entered under UNDECIDED...
...We've rotated in a new Question 4: Q4 WOULD IT MAKE YOU MORE OR LESS LIKELY TO VOTE FOR GEORGE BUSH IF YOU FOUND OUT HE WAS ABLE TO OFFER HIS SUPPORTERS MICROSOFT STOCK OPTIONS AND FREE GROCERIES FOR LIFE...
...6:00 tonight...
...The responses "Who the hel1 is this...
Vol. 5 • February 2000 • No. 22
