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Parody Hillary Clinton implies that her husband's philandering ways may have grown out of the tensions he faced as a boy as a result of vicious feuding between his mother and grandmother. —News...
...Say it now...
...the delivery man is here with the roast sqmrrd pizza pie you ordered...
...Grandma: Hallelujah (Curtain...
...Billy-Boy: Yes, Maw Grandma: Don’t you listen to her, Billy...
...1 want you to always be saying it...
...Billy-Boy: Sure, Grams...
...MaW(waggingfinger): Now you listen to me...
...Jefferson...
...Maw: Personally, 1 have always relied on the jindness of strangers . . . them and State Troopers of course...
...Billy-Boy: Aw, Grams, 1 don- feel like it...
...1 did not fool around with that last delivery man Mr...
...Billy-Boy: Maw...
...bother us for half an hour...
...1 want to make this clear...
...The floor is strewn with whiskey jugs and old pizza boxes (Billy-Boy enters wearing an Elvis wig and carrying a banjo...
...Grandma: Say it louder Billy...
...The furniture is riPPed and dirty...
...Grandma enters, stage left...
...Promise me you’ll marry a girl like that...
...Grandma: Ginny-Jo, you have got to stop finding around with every pizza man who comes by...
...What you need to do is marry one of those ambitious girls from up north, the kind that would run over your poor dead grandmother if it would help her get ahead...
...Grandma (whispering) : Say it, Billy...
...Maw.: Thanks, Billy-Boy...
...Say i: louder...
...Maw appears at the top of tloe min, stage right...
...Grandma: Say it, Billy...
...Billy-Boy (mumbling): We'll jus- have to win, then...
...Say our phrase...
...1 can't hear you...
...Billy-Boy (shouting): We'll jus- have to win, then...
...Maw: Billy, if someone is ever nice enough to bring you a pizza someday, 1 hope you will show some consideration in return...
...News item The Man from Hot Springs by Tennessee Williams Scene 1 Setting: A shabby split-level house in Hot Springs, Arkansas...
...Grandma: You an unusually good liar, Ginny-Jo...
...You send him on u^ and don...
Vol. 4 • August 1999 • No. 45
