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Parody A Clinton in the Senate? By Ron Fournier ASSOCIATED PRESS KEY BISCAYNE, FLA-President Clinton's decision to spend his vacation in Florida has sparked rumors that he may have the state s...
...Clinton replied, "Up yours, cracker...
...When Rather asked whether a Senate run was in the cards, Mr...
...If the president decides to run for Senate, he could face a formidable opponent, Anita Bry...
...By Ron Fournier ASSOCIATED PRESS KEY BISCAYNE, FLA-President Clinton's decision to spend his vacation in Florida has sparked rumors that he may have the state s next open Senate seat in his sights...
...That s my personal life...
...1 definitely plan to move to Florida when 1 leave tha White House," he said...
...Sometimes...
...Maybe...
...For now the president is playing coy...
...Rather later apoloSized...
...There's a dynamism here in Central Florida that you can't find anywhere else in theworld' the president told a group at Seizure Woor"d,^a retirement community outside Orlando...
...Ive always said that anything that happens in America happens in Florida first.' A number of Florida Republicans accused President Clinton of being a carpetbagger...
...This is Florida Marlins country, and has been ever since-oh, the last ten or twelve days when we got the franchise.' CBS anchor Dan Rather attempted to draw the president out on the matter...
...The president roots for the Arkansas Swamp Possums, and that's going to give him a lot oi explaining to do," said Miami Herald reporter Brad Swank...
Vol. 4 • June 1999 • No. 36
