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Parody 62! Clinton Breaks Kennedy Mark By Peter Gammons GLOBE STAFF WASHINGTON, D.C.—William Jefferson Clinton slunk into the study adjoining the Oval Office last night and stepped into...
...It's brought fathers and sons closer together across the country...
...Nelvis, who said he hopes the historic garment will eventually be displayed at the Smithsonian...
...Relaxing with an unlit cigar, the president expressed relief that the chase was finally over...
...This is something I used to dream about, sophomore year in high school," the president said...
...and would be giving the dress back to presidential secretary Betty Currie...
...It feels great to be part of history," said Mr...
...If it helps acquaint 5- and 6-year-olds with the facts of life, then I think I've done my part...
...Nelvis, who said he would forgo a $1 million reward offered by an anonymous donor (rumored to be Arthur Schlesinger Jr...
...That seems to be the protocol around here," explained Mr...
...Clinton Breaks Kennedy Mark By Peter Gammons GLOBE STAFF WASHINGTON, D.C.—William Jefferson Clinton slunk into the study adjoining the Oval Office last night and stepped into history, ruining a record 62nd cocktail dress and shattering the mark that had stood unchallenged since the first year of the Kennedy administration...
...And it's been a heck of a summer...
...The dress was retrieved by a jubilant Bayani Nelvis, a young steward who claims he has been in the White House during 48 of the president's 62 "homers...
...What heartened Clinton most was that he broke the record on the birthday of William...
Vol. 4 • September 1998 • No. 2
