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Parody When congressional staff first saw investigator Charles La Bella's memo to Attorney General Janet Reno on the 1996 Clinton-Gore campaign finance scandal, about 70 percent of La Bella's...
...By the way, what time is it...
...Parody When congressional staff first saw investigator Charles La Bella's memo to Attorney General Janet Reno on the 1996 Clinton-Gore campaign finance scandal, about 70 percent of La Bella's report had been blacked out...
...Good, get Wang Chung to come down and meet us in the White House...
...Someone want to order a pizza...
...But tel1 him if he wants pizza—he'll have to bring a napkin "One other thing: Janet Reno can always be relied on touphold the law...
...According to notes taken by Witness A of a Spring 1995 meeting in the White House Map Room, President Clinton said: I've had no contact with the Chinese...
...Would you like a cracker...
...Five thirty...
...News item REDACTED MEMORANDUM FROM CHARLES LA BELLA — PAGE 7 OF 94 any impartial observer will deny that the president has committed a serious felony...
Vol. 4 • December 1998 • No. 13
