PARODY
Parody George W. Bush Is Better than God Has Presidency Locked Up in 2000 By The Entire Washington Press Corps Deep in the heart of Texas-yet only 15 minutes from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport, which...
...A Republican we can all approve of...
...There is a Hispanic man who will be receiving some words of encouragement in actual Spanish from Gov...
...For a second, all is silent, as the crowd absorbs the majesty of the concept...
...exclaims the governor's father, former president George Bush, who is looking pretty good in retrospect...
...At the appointed hour, St...
...Felice navida...
...Proud City...
...Bush taps the microphone...
...Then he utters it: "Compassionate Conservatism...
...Next will be the African-American woman who will be embraced in an outreach manner by Gov...
...Parody George W. Bush Is Better than God Has Presidency Locked Up in 2000 By The Entire Washington Press Corps Deep in the heart of Texas-yet only 15 minutes from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport, which has direct flights to D.C.—is the little town of Drano...
...Proud...
...A chorus of evangelicals burst into song, reprising the ancient hymn "Whatever Irresponsible Things You Did Before Your 40th Birthday, We Forgive You...
...Standing nervously by the podium are the fortunate few-Those Who Are To Be Included-waiting to be showered with new-style Republican inclusive-ness...
...His Supreme Gov-ernorness gives them a Papal wave...
...The reporters are going crazy...
...Then the son of the former president will stand in front of the members of the national press corps, who will squeal in delight and throw their underwear at him...
...Immaculate conception...
...The un-Buchanan...
...The throng is waiting for the magic phrase...
...La, la, la bamba...
...The governor smiles...
...Message: I'm bursting...
...Mondo-proud...
...George comes strolling toward the throng across the surface of Lake Drano...
...Here he is, in the flesh...
...No doubt about it," he adds, explaining his son's wonderful-ness...
...All is quiet...
...The un-Gingrich...
...George W. Bush is coming to town...
...Ecstasy...
...Bush: "Youras Votas es muy importante to mea...
...The un-Bauer...
...The anticipation is awesome...
...Then . . . bedlam...
...The community is hushed this particular morning, but for the heavy breathing of the visiting reporters, because Gov...
...As W. approaches, the hysteria subsides...
...Cerveza Fr^a...
Vol. 4 • November 1998 • No. 11
