Parody
SERVING AMERICA SINCE 1964 From: Richard Mellon Scaife To: All Members of TVRWC March 23, 1998 As you know, the first phase of the Brock Project has succeeded beyond our wildest...
...As I’ve said all along, we don’t want to get hung up by an obsession with Bill or Hillary Clinton...
...I will keep you informed as things progress...
...Do not be alarmed that he is laying it on too thick...
...I believe this time next year we will have achieved all our goals...
...Onward and Upward...
...Brilliant...
...We are even now well into the second phase of his project, in which he is infiltrating left-wing media and political circles...
...I’d like to say at the outset that I know many of you were frustrated when David didn’t put the devastating material he gathered on Hillary Clinton into his book on her, but the decision was right: The access he is now getting is priceless...
...It turns out the media types love this kind of shameless slobbering...
...The tieclip camera was incredibly useful when David was hanging about in the corridor off the Oval, and I think many of you will be impressed with how nimble Sharon Stone is for a woman of her age...
...David will be moving his focus of operations to New York, where key TVRWC asset Frank Rich will be his contact...
...Within a few months we will move on to stage three, in which David will expose and destroy those institutions from within...
...so that should make the tapes easier to follow...
...Great Idea...
...Hillary has a tendency to hiss a lot, so some of her comments are inaudible, but I have technicians excising all the interjections from Sidney Blumenthal (“Absolutely, your First Ladyness...
...SERVING AMERICA SINCE 1964 From: Richard Mellon Scaife To: All Members of TVRWC March 23, 1998 As you know, the first phase of the Brock Project has succeeded beyond our wildest expectations...
...David will continue to write for Esquire and New York, but he will work hard to get his writings into some successful magazines as well...
...it’s the whole left-wing power structure we need to destroy...
...I hope you have had time to listen to the tapes David has been sending back from his White House meetings...
...Over the next few months you will see David writing a series of ever more pathetic and narcissistic essays attacking conservatives and kissing up to liberals...
...As far as the public is concerned, David has broken with the right-wing conspiracy...
Vol. 3 • March 1998 • No. 27
