Parody
“When we got off the plane from D.C. yesterday afternoon in Teterboro Airport, there were two cars waiting. One was a white stretch limo, so I got into the other car instead, since I think large...
...Went to my hotel off Central Park, where I changed into my tuxedo...
...Microsoft CEO Bill Gates in his Slate “Diary,” March 4, 1998...
...One was a white stretch limo, so I got into the other car instead, since I think large cars like that are pretentious...
...Melinda helped me with the cuff links, they’re so hard to get on...
...I don’t wear them very often—not since I was at Harvard in a men’s club where they wore them all the time...
Vol. 3 • March 1998 • No. 26
