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"In the past, I thought they were trying to get to the bottom of Whitewater. This last time, I was left with the impression that they wanted to show he was a womanizer." —Arkansas State Trooper...
...Officer Travis McGillicuddy, Arkansas State Police: Sure...
...Hubba...
...business conduct over the course of the last few breasts--years, I meant years...
...This eventually came to include several prominent senators, among them, to name just a few, Senator Bob-Investigator: Travis, on average--and we're only talking rough numbers here --how many chicks would the president hit on in a good week...
...This envelope contains tape recordings of the president ordering the transfers and the original letters of credit signed by the president affirming that on 35 separate occasions he acknowledged receipt of stolen-Investigator: I see...
...Let's say, wife-outta-town, really on a roll, you know . . . Travis: Look, here's all the proof you need...
...Now, on a scale of 1-to-10, how big is the president's...
...The president personally supervised the-Investigator: Did the President ever talk to you about wanting to "get me some" during one of these trips to the Cayman Islands...
...Arkansas State Trooper Roger Perry, on investigators for the Arkansas branch of the independent counsel's probe of Whitewater, Washington Post Parody L Office of the Independent Counsel Official Transcript Interview with Officer Travis McGillicuddv, Arkansas State Police Recorded 3:00 p.m., Monday, April 31, 1997 Investigator: Officer McGillicuddy, mind if I ask you a couple of questions about the President's distinguishing mark--sorry...
...Hubba...
...Investigator: You know...
...Hubba...
...It was an elaborate money-laundering operation, in which funds were electronically transferred to an account in the Cayman Islands...
...Travis: As I said, these were electronic transfers...
...Travis: Get me some what...
...Perhaps it would be best if I explained to you exactly how Whitewater worked...
...I have all the account numbers on this piece of paper...
...The laundered funds were deposited into the campaign accounts of prominent Democrats throughout the country...
Vol. 2 • July 1997 • No. 42
