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Gephardt, Bonior, Hillary in phone call THE WASHINGTON TIMES The Washington Times has acquired the transcript of a telephone conference call placed from Florida on January 12, 1997, involving top...
...John Martin: The first thing is Alice and I are going to go up to Washington and play dumb...
...John Martin: I want you to level 30 or 40 more charges against Gingrich...
...I don't mean 11:02...
...Alice Martin: I'll tell you, that Charlie Trie sure knows a thing or two about that Red Chinese brainwashing, don't he...
...Bonior: Yes, master...
...Rep...
...I'll tell him Newt's lawyer told me Newt lied intentionally...
...Louis shoe down it...
...Gephardt: I'm sorry...
...Anything for the team...
...Tom Campbell: I really have some ethical problems with this phone call...
...All that bull...
...I will destroy Newt...
...Buddhist Nun: Could I borrow $5,000 again...
...Hillary Clinton: Hi, John, Alice, Dick, Sister Chun, Adam...Is Adam there...
...What were you doing, having your eyebrows retouched...
...Alice Martin: Oh, glad you could join us, Gephardt...
...He said McDermott would be fully protected...
...Alice Martin: Thurman...
...We'll say we taped the call...
...I will...
...I will destroy Newt...
...Okay, roll call...
...John Martin: Bonior...
...I must destroy Newt...
...Jim McDermott: Um...
...David Bonior: I must destroy Newt...
...Rep...
...McDermott...
...That you, Hillary...
...Bonior said he had it all organized...
...Got it...
...And speaking of Gingrich: Bonior, report...
...Now let me continue...
...I must...
...I'll get back to you, Clymer...
...Thought it was part of history...
...Rep...
...He'll just love that...
...Karen Thurman: I have to go to the bathroom...
...Alice Martin: You'll be excused for five to seven years if you don't listen up, girl...
...But now McDermott and Bonior have screwed everything up...
...Bonior: I must destroy Newt...
...Rep...
...I want you to coordinate another sting operation...
...Alice Martin: No, he's busy "discovering" another tape...
...Gephardt, Bonior, Hillary in phone call THE WASHINGTON TIMES The Washington Times has acquired the transcript of a telephone conference call placed from Florida on January 12, 1997, involving top Democratic party officials and the modest Florida couple, Alice and John Martin, whose tape of a conference call between Newt Gingrich and his lieutenants ignited a firestorm and a federal investigation: Rep...
...Campbell, I want you to call John Yang at the Post and throw smoke in his eyes...
...Alice Martin: You'll know what ethics problems are when we let slip that you took a cool 2 mil for that vote against your own leader, Newt Gingrich...
...Thrilled to hear the voices of real politicians...
...Hillary Clinton: Nobody will believe that...
...Dick Gephardt: Can you hear me, Alice...
...Wanted it for our grandkids...
...When the Riady family gave me that tape of the Gingrich call, I assured them there'd be no questions about where it came from...
...Campbell...
...Buddhist Nun: Look, if it can't be 5 large, could you spare maybe $3,500...
...Bonior: I must destroy Newt...
...I need cab fare to the vice president's mansion...
...Campbell: Yes, ma'am...
...Listen, buster, when I order a conference call for 11, I mean 11...
...I will destroy Newt...
...Now, all of you, this whole plot is messed up and taking on water...
...Gephardt: I...
...John Martin: Who the hell is that...
...here...
...Clymer said he could control things on the Times end...
...May I be excused...
...Can you hear me, Bonior...
...Alice Martin: Shut your trap, or I'll stuff a St...
Vol. 2 • January 1997 • No. 19
