Parody
White House counsel jack Quinn resigned unexpectedly. Quinn is President Clinton's fourth counsel to resign in as many years. A search for his replacement in the grueling job is now...
...Do You Wanna Know A Secret...
...Honk your horn three times and leave the area immediately...
...The Mr./Ms...
...This is your chance to get your hands dirty in all areas of the law, from campaign finance to sexual harassment...
...Quinn is President Clinton's fourth counsel to resign in as many years...
...We seek a highly motivated self-starter with imagination and well-developed storytelling skills...
...A search for his replacement in the grueling job is now underway...
...Very high-level office in federal government's executive branch has opening for top counsel's position...
...News item...
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...Bruce Lind-sey and left next to the third piling under the railroad trestle just past the old Benson place on County Road 6117, Coontail, Arkansas...
...All applications will be judged in strictest confidence...
...Occasional work for her husband will also be necessary...
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...Applications, with resume, should be addressed to the attention of Mr...
...Right, Esq., we're looking for will feel comfortable working for a client who is opinionated, powerful, and very demanding...
...Must speak Indonesian...
...Significant experience in trial preparation is required...
Vol. 2 • December 1996 • No. 15
