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Parody LARRY KING'S PEOPLE News & Views LATE ITEMS: What a V-party Johnnie Cochran tossed for his most famous client at the Rockingham digs after the acquittal. V as in Victory. V as in...
...A very special limo driver by the name of Alan Parks is already booked...
...The celebration cake was out of this world - four tiers of marzipan courtesy of Mezzaluna's bakery in Brentwood...
...True story: We're by the pool at Rockingham...
...Vatican insiders say he wants to be booked on my show next Tuesday...
...Rim shot...
...Word to you would-be matchmakers: Slow down, folks...
...BACK TO PARTYTIME: Good to see the Juice hasn't lost that goofy sense of humor...
...the Pope's a big fan of mine, apparently...
...A couple of gin fizzes...
...Says A.C.: "It's almost as good as new...
...The clowns at LAPD finally released it from custody...
...Juice leans over to me: "Larry," he says, "do I have to pay Robert Shapiro now...
...Sorry, Your Holiness, it's a no-go...
...Movie of the week, anyone...
...And yes, that was OJ.'s old Bronco A.C...
...16 Larry King Live...
...Best of all, they didn't find the $100,000 cash we left in the glove compartment...
...Give the man some space - hey, he just lost his wife a year ago...
...Gentlemen prefer blondes, Larry," O.J...
...Lots of sunshine...
...I thought A.C...
...And speaking of bookings: Watch for O.J...
...Fabulous waiters there, by the by...
...Working title of sequel: I Won't Tell You and You Can't Make Me...
...Let the grieving process go forward...
...Concrete...
...OOH-LA-LA: No word yet on future relationship plans for the Juice and former flame Paula Barbieri...
...arrived in...
...And speaking of Poles...
...Lots of talk at OJ.'s about those polls showing blacks and whites divided over the verdict...
...and Louis Farrakhan live from the Million-Man March on the Oct...
...V as in va-vaa-voom (you know Tawny Kitaen just had to be there...
...to follow up his blockbuster I Want to Tell You - a very crisp read, by the way...
...Yours truly was the only ink-stained wretch invited...
...Those big California plants with the creepy leaves...
...Champagne time, my friends...
...Water...
...Cowlings would bust a gut...
...cut the cake...
...What a card...
...says to me, with a wink...
...And blintzes to die for...
...Watch for O.J...
...When Johnnie called out, "Don't let O.J...
...and it promises to be a very hot show...
...KING'S THINGS: Those answering machines with the loooooong beeps...
...Gloves that shrink when they get the teeniest bit wet...
Vol. 1 • October 1995 • No. 5
