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Parody "Can Shalala open a pic?" he said. "I don't think so." By Judy Keen USA TODAY Buoyed by recent efforts to shore up cattle prices and lower gas prices, the Clinton administration has taken...
...It's an up, up, up for consumers...
...Following the slow start of the Boston Red Sox, acting U.S...
...Martin Grove of the Hollywood Reporter was doubtful about Shalala's ability to bring in viewers...
...Don't short...
...It will have stiff competition at the multiplex from another title from the executive-branch vault, "So You Went and Caught a Social Disease," a documentary narrated by Health and Human Services secretary Donna Shalala...
...witnesses said she shouted...
...Guardsmen will take special care to return videos rented by independents recently registered through motor-voter means on the days these videos are due...
...The method: Release the entire library of federal training films into the marketplace...
...Administration officials are working on several similar gestures for the coming weeks...
...Barshefsky will bring much needed power from the right side of the plate, which has been lacking in Massachusetts, a state Clinton must hold if he is to win re-election The administration's most innovative approach involves the hush-hush Gore Task Force on Late Video Rental Fees (GTFOLVRF...
...We're going to drive prices down, down, down," predicted a gleeful Robert Reich, the labor secretary...
...She is expected to start in left field...
...GTFOLVRF will use the National Guard...
...In an effort to capture the lucrative Jane Austen filmgoing market, the administration will change the film's name to "Mansfield Park...
...By Judy Keen USA TODAY Buoyed by recent efforts to shore up cattle prices and lower gas prices, the Clinton administration has taken dramatic action to halt the recent run-up in movie ticket prices...
...White House counsel Mark Fabiani said Mrs...
...Meanwhile, the White House denied reports that, hours before the president announced he had instructed the government to buy millions of tons of beef to boost sagging prices Hillary Rodham Clinton was seen at the Chicago cattle futures market...
...Trade Representative Charlene Barshefsky will be sold to the team for a sub-cabinet official to be named later...
...Clinton was speaking in opposition to the release of the Shalala film...
...Ira Magaziner has reportedly been put in charge of the project...
...A film by the Army Corps of Engineers, "The Use of Duct Tape in Air Conditioning Renovation Projects," will open on 2,300 screens on Friday...
Vol. 1 • May 1996 • No. 34