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Parody THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON DC MEMO TO THE PRESIDENT FROM OFFICE OF POLITICAL AFFAIRS RE: UPCOMING MOVIE ROLES As you know, your recent cameo on "A Child's Wish" was a spectacular...
...remarkabl[y...
...Kiss It, Kiss It: Erotic thriller...
...POTUS Scene : President visits her grave in closing moments of film and lays a Continuing Resolution at her headstone, says: "This is the best we can do for you now, Laura, but someday...
...Reunites original cast of "Gomer Pyle, USMC...
...and 3) meet John Ritter...
...POTUS Scene : President makes brief visit to Gomer and Sergeant Carter in the off-base apartment they share...
...The kid dies anyway...
...Seagal kills them, even though he must reload after each shot...
...POTUS Scene : Following Stone's confession and suicide, President greets governor and advises all public servants on the need for comprehensive personal liability insurance...
...Music swells...
...The TV critic for the Tri-County Regional Media Services Syndicate (Iowa) put it best: the president's performance, he raved, was...
...President watches approvingly...
...Further films are awaiting your script review...
...Sharon Stone plays low-level bureaucrat in administration of idealistic southern governor (Charles Grodin...
...FYI: Oppo research tells us Sen...
...Uses small hand-held thermonuclear devices instead...
...Though dishonorably discharged in the Reagan years for "disruptive behavior," Gomer rejoins Marine Corps under the President's "don't ask, don't tell" policy...
...good...
...2) advance your comprehensive agenda for working families...
...Under Siege IV: One Bullet at a Time: Theatrical release, starring Steven Seagal as terminally ill munitions expert who refuses to use assault weapons banned under Brady bill...
...She goes public with a totally unbelievable tale of "sexual harassment...
...Dole plans a cameo in Life Isn't Fair, starring Scott Baio as father of terminally ill boy...
...Terminally ill mom has dying wish: that congressional Republicans restore funding for neighborhood bike path her terminally ill son uses for exercise...
...Dole's efforts to balance the budget lower interest rates by 200 basis points, allowing Baio to refinance his mortgage and pay for special treatments...
...Per your request, we have arranged for other cameos as a proactive component of our strategy throughout 1996...
...The slut lures him to hotel room, where he courageously resists her seduction...
...Parody THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON DC MEMO TO THE PRESIDENT FROM OFFICE OF POLITICAL AFFAIRS RE: UPCOMING MOVIE ROLES As you know, your recent cameo on "A Child's Wish" was a spectacular success...
...POTUS Scene : As President awards the munitions expert the Medal of Freedom, terrorists disrupt ceremony...
...Gomer's Return: Made-for-TV...
...With one stroke we were able to 1) highlight your sponsorship of the Family and Medical Leave Act...
...A Line Item for Laura: Made-for-TV, starring Meredith Baxter-Birney...
Vol. 1 • April 1996 • No. 32
