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Parody Review & Outlook Who Is Socks? (II) What do convicted Justice Department official Webb Hubbell, assassinated Drug Enforcement Agency informant Barry Seal and fugitive Bank of Credit and...
...Rogue BCCI head Abedi had already enlisted feline superstar Morris the Cat to front a muni-bond currency arbitrage fund whose liquidity was entirely derived from the now-notorious international transfer protocols that later trapped financier Robert Vesco...
...In February 1993, Mrs...
...None other than Webb Hubbell...
...Seal was later killed by the Cali cartel, thereby carrying the true story of Arkansas's Mena airstrip to his grave...
...For a fuller treatment of the above, order "Whitewater: An Epic Poem," a 750,000-line rendering of Journal editorials in iambic pentameter...
...The Socks-Morris-Abedi-Hubbell-Clif-ford-Seal-Mena-Eddie connection was first uncovered by federal banking regulator Jean Lewis following the collapse of the Madison Guaranty Bank...
...In 1983, Clinton crony Susan McDougal approached then-kitten Socks with a no-lose proposition-an investment in what federal investigators would later describe as a Provision 10(b)-5 option swap violation of the Land Exchange Futures codicils of the Glass-Steagall Act of 1934...
...Lewis reported the inconsistencies to her superiors...
...Williams later declared that she had not seen the documents, that she had not been crying, that her tear ducts had been removed years earlier, and that she had never been to Washington, D.C...
...According to a source on the Banking Committee, when investigators believed that some of the missing papers from Vince Foster's office had been secreted in Socks' litter box, the contents of the box were immediately shredded and brought to Hillary Clinton's office in the East Wing of the White House, where her chief of staff Maggie Williams, was found sobbing over them later that night...
...Abedi chose Morris and Socks to head up his financial instrument, with an infusion of Euro- and petrodollars brought to America from Colombia on secret air-flights piloted by Barry Seal...
...word "pet," we certainly hold no brief against cats in general or Socks in particular...
...In sworn testimony, Ms...
...Lewis told the House Banking Committee, "but nothing could stop me in my pursuit of the truth...
...Copies available at $23.50 at 1-800-555-MENA...
...Readers of this space will remember the questions we raised ("Who is Socks...
...We do believe, however, that the free-floating ethics Socks brought with him to the White House deserve closer scrutiny than they have received thus far...
...Answer: They all seem to have peculiar ties to a central member of the Clinton inner circle...
...When she arrived at work the next morning, she found her office chair had been mysteriously used as a scratching post by an unnamed rogue feline...
...II) What do convicted Justice Department official Webb Hubbell, assassinated Drug Enforcement Agency informant Barry Seal and fugitive Bank of Credit and Commerce International head Agha Hassan Abedi all have in common...
...And who was the lawyer who jogged by when Morris and Socks came out of Clifford's office on their way back to the White House for lunch with First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton and Eddie, the dog from "Frasier...
...I was terrified," Mrs...
...We refer to Socks, the Clinton family cat, whose shadowy role in the Whitewater affair has been one of its most intriguing and unexplored aspects...
...The deal was sealed in a meeting with then-Grey Eminence Clark Clifford, manager of the rogue First American Bank...
...May 15, 1995) about the refusal of the White House to release a photograph of Socks to us...
...While we vastly prefer the un-PC...
...At the time, White House chief of staff Leon Panetta accused us of harboring a grudge against "every member of the Clinton family, including its animal companion...
Vol. 1 • January 1996 • No. 18
