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"During a question and answer session [at Columbia University], Ahmadinejad appeared tense and unsmiling, in contrast to more relaxed interviews and appearances earlier in the day." —Associated...
...I can see why so many marriages end in divorce...
...Yet I found His Excellency silting cjuictly at a corner table alone, dressed rather casuidly in khakis and a short-sleeved shirt, and sipping an herbal tea, 1 apologized profusely to the president hut he would have none of it...
...We were to meet at Michael's, and when I showed up a lirde after nexm...
...But there is so much to do, |im...
...the place was hustling...
...The Iranian president himself has had a difficult and husy summer, sponsoring terrorists throughout the Middle East, shutding weapons to Iraqi insurgents and Hezbollah, and, of course, transforming his country into a nuclear superpower...
...And now...
...Normally you would have Ixren stoned for tardiness...
...Something to cheer me up," said Mahmoud...
...with so much on his plate, how does Mahmoud make time for his family...
...Or death.*' PAGE 20 - sriroim*30, >!*r • PARADE...
...Associated Press, September 24, 2007 InStepWith" Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Mahmoud came from humble origins and didn't have as much money as other Iranians, "I grew up in a poor family and resented those who had more wealth than I. For years, I used to look enviously at them and I harbored such anger and outrage...
...That would be nice and maybe I will get a little time for windsurfing and jet-skiing...
...Plus, those I hated I have put to death...
...A regional superpower," he pointed out, and one with a capability to reprocess and enrich uranium Or something like that...
...Times have been so difficult for her...
...I've learned to open my heart and accept others...
...TTiis is very tricky but I find ways," including bringing his wife and children along to various nuclear facilities, weapons factories, and public executions, "[.earning to cope with such a rigorous schedule is one of the great challenges of this job...
...But now they tell me 'Jersey Boys' is sold out What did I do to deserve this...
...And please, call me Mahmoud...
...By James Brady THANKS TO A traffic snarl near the United Nations, 1 was running late for my interview with Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadincjad...
...Denied access to Ground Zero, Iran's president wanted instead to hit Broadway and see a show...
...Said Mahmoud: "That is how we roll...
...Perhaps some vacation time along the Caspian coast...
...Our check comes and he insists on treating, showing that he not only opens his heart but his wallet too...
...We only want what is justly ours...
...We need nukes and we need to destroy the Zionist entity and wipe away its filth by pushing the infidels into the sea...
...he said, "but 1 enjoy your column, especially your recent profile of Rosie O'Donnell...
...Although she would not be welcome in Iran, a country with no homosexuals, 1 do welcome her comments about Bush...
...Too bad for them and their families!'* So what is next for Iran's most dynamic (some say controversial) president...
Vol. 13 • October 2007 • No. 4
